Am gonna rock your world like a baby cradle

Just here to clarify things...

2009-11-09T12:18:00.002+08:00

Some people still don't understand the fact that I'VE MOVED.

I've moved.
I've moved.
I've moved.
I've moved.
I've moved.
I've moved.
I've moved.
I've moved.
I've moved.

Are you all clear now? -_-
Click here.

Moving

2009-10-25T16:55:00.004+08:00

Cause one needs a new environment once in a while. *winks*
Kidding, I hope this will be my last moving announcement.

Blogger was very convenient indeed, but one with common sense would know blogspot isn't such a fancy url. Then comes Onsugar.com to the rescue!!!

Better than having a domain, cause crystalishigh.onsugar.com sounds pretty much like a domain already! To me, at least. Better, why? Its free! Yay happy yay.

(Click on the image)

Although I'm still facing a boring layout issue cause Onsugar isn't that user friendly. How to put Nuffnang ads?! You tell me.

So yeah, I don't think I'll update here anymore?
Link or no link up to you peeps. \m/

Moved.
Moved.
Moved.

I just wanna be quiet and alone

2009-10-23T19:23:00.000+08:00

I'm done suggesting and planning things - things that will never happen. I've had enough of disappointments, delays and excuses.
My patience isn't the size of an ocean; my brain can't tell the difference between ivory white and pearl white colours but I can tell if one is telling me hot air.

Only my heart knows how unimportant I feel.

I'll stop caring from now on, I promise.

You have no idea how busy I was for the past few days

2009-10-22T22:17:00.006+08:00

Assignments, quizzes, presentations, ~~Facebook & MSN~~... Busy, busy!

And I greet my (pathetic amount of) readers with an advertorial? Shame on you Crystal, tsk tsk, jeopardizing the very little life bar of your blog.

I'd like to blog more but now I'm so tired from the lack of sleep these days. So hmm here's a photo summary of the busy days and a few words of wisdom from me:

Missed Surrogates on Wednesday (was kinda bummed) so Linda, Jo and I went to watch it today instead.

What do I think about the movie? Wait til I'm free to elaborate on it. :D

And I was sooo "busy" we went window shopping and spotted a pair of pretty North Star wedges. *gasps out loud*

Gorgeous baby! Expensive too wtf

Lastly...
Y'know what Mirians are good at?
Vandalizing anything.
It's as if they were born with an itchy hand holding a marker at all times.

3 things you ought to know about me today (Part 2):

2009-10-19T20:35:00.003+08:00

I HAD McD FOR LUNCH! McD value lunch!!! RM5.95 + 5% tax = RM6.25 ONLY. It has been months. I am the happiest person today full stop

2. I attended my last Programming in C++ lecture for this semester today.

3. Linda applied papaya yogurt mask for me and it smelled so good almost good enough to eat! I wanted to lick it off my face rather than rinsing it off.

3 things you ought to know about me today (Part 1):

2009-10-18T21:57:00.006+08:00

1. My hormones are clearly still imbalance. Hellooo pimple face.

2. Not only do I not have the right chemistry with opposite sexes recently, I can't understand the chemistry equation I have to solve too.

3. I went to church. :)

(Edit) Extra:
@ MSN,

Linda- says:
sryy
i jus reach home T_T
Crystea says:
why so late har
Linda- says:
cos i ate supper
i din eat dinner..
so hungry
D:
Crystea says:
why u din eat dinner!
*puffs
i knw u want small boobs
but thts not the way

Fund Raising

2009-10-16T20:10:00.001+08:00

...wasn't easy I can tell you that.

Walking under the scorching sun from room to room, skipping lunch, cleaning up rooms (Yes, cleaning service. We were maids! Using our bare hands to raise funds)... Lucky for us this is a one time thing - or should I say once in a lifetime wtf - else how can I cope with this if this were to happen everyday. Thinking of what to wear daily is mentally occupying enough.

Follow the boss,

The whole event lasted for 3 hours +++. And the biggest challenge of the day was this:

If you're lucky, you can probably find something dead under those piles of, of...things.

Colours on my iris

2009-10-15T22:27:00.001+08:00

If there's one thing I totally depend on with my life and soul and can't live without (feeling small), its colour contact lenses.

I feel terribly naked without them. Not literally.

So I went out today to collect my orders of colour contacts. ♥ (3 new colours!!! How exciting.)

But I went alone. :( As you can see, my only companion was only a plastic bag in the passenger seat. T_T Why?
Cause my girlfriends are forgetful and they misplaced their phones wtf so hence they didn't get my message. *puffs*

Ate a bun (in Hot Cross Bun bakery) for lunch. How can one not love chicken floss!! Weirdos. (Linda I'm talking about you!)

Being out alone wasn't so bad. I'm so tired today I don't think I'd have the energy to converse.
But I did have the energy to check out a store for Halloween stuffs. :3

Pirate eye patch, face paint, capes... You name it!

SO WHO'S GOING HUH!?

I'm sick of hearing excuses from my friends like, 'No Halloween mood' or 'I don't have any costumes'. HELLO? DO I LOOK LIKE I HAVE A COSTUME MYSELF! ~~I only got one, a birthday suit WTF.~~

By all means, you are welcome to go make/borrow/shop for a costume. I really don't care what you'll be wearing. It's about having my friends there. So are you people with me?! -__-

Speaking of shopping, a couple of photos taken months ago while I was shoe shopping with Viv.

Is this sexy or is this sexy!

I came to realize pretty shoes = insensible shoes = Crystal can never walk properly in them. :( So I bought nothing.

Unlike Viv, she practically lives in heels. Through rain or shine, tiled floors or muddy fields, her legs never failed her, unlike mine wtf.
Not only do I struggle to fit into them, in less than 5 minutes of wearing heels you'll see me struggling to get out of them. -_- My ex told me he prefers girls in heels cause they look sexy in them. No, that wasn't enough to convince me. It would take great force to make me wear heels.

Like urm, prom. HAHAHA.

It is time

2009-10-13T22:32:00.001+08:00

...for a new pair of (cheap) shoes.

Convicts in my mind

2009-10-12T10:29:00.001+08:00

This post is written by the sudden paranoia I have that drives me thinking I'll lose my precious, pathetic amount of readers if I continue to flood my blog with emo posts.

It's hard, since all I could think now is actually shopping. T__T
SO MUCH things I need to buy! But I will spare you from a bimbo post...for now.

After some time of thinking, I decided that this post should be about Prison Break. Yay! I am so close to the end - to the final break - but time isn't on my side. I mean to watch it, duh.

Prison Break Season 2

I never wanted to watch Prison Break. I was never attracted to it at the first sight. Odd, right! It was always, ALWAYS on TV but I switched to ~~Disney~~ another channel instead - all the time!
Maybe cause I didn't know it was so thrilling. They should come up with a better advertisement. When Lipstick Jungle was announced to air on TV I squealed "I must watch this!!!". *bimbotic*

Too bad it was actually boring. -__- I didn't last 10 minutes into the first episode.

...so let's start with Wentworth Miller (as Michael Scofield).

He's a genius (in the show), he's hot and he gained weight. YES HE GAINED WEIGHT! IN REALITY! *depressed*
Is that why Wentworth, that you stood posing behind a pillar to cover a quarter of your body fats for the photoshoot?

Ahem. Okay Wentworth is obviously the star of the show. He acts as a genius and he's so good at it. I swooned all over when he appeared, which is like all the time.
It's like guys watching Jessica Alba in a wet top but minus the dirty thoughts. Oh and he died in the end.
DID I JUST SPOILT IT FOR YOU?! Too bad. Some people spoilt it for me too. So we're now even! (crap)

I must say Wentworth looks so good with the buzz haircut!! I think he should stay that way. Forever and ever. Amen.

Next, Dominic Purcell (as Lincoln Burrows).

Macho. Very macho. His role was just as important and interesting but I can't whip up any words to describe him. But he is a good actor I assure you! Although he looks like a convict himself when he has no hair. Grow some Dominic!

Sarah Wayne Callies (as Sara Tancredi).

She plays a role of a rather helpless doctor. I was so jealous of her throughout the show. I hate that she got to hug Wentworth, kiss him again and again on set. I'm still so jealous I don't have much to say about her.

Amaury Nolasco (as Fernando Sucre).

Hunky Puerto Rican with abs. Yummy nom nom nom. I loved it when he mumbled in Spanish even though I didn't understand them. He is one guy who looks good w/o hair too!

Unless you prefer him looking like this?

Wtf.

Robert Knepper (as Theordore 'T-Bag' Bagwell).

He is one hell of a good actor! There are times that I hate him for hurting and killing people (in the show) but his acting skills are so good that I look right pass them.
Like when Wentworth took a screw driver (?) and stabbed it in his hand in Season 3, oh all the right emotions were squeezed into Robert's scream.
I want to see him on TV again!

Okay this post is gonna end soon cause I'm getting hungry wtf. But lemme squeeze in one last actor!

Lane Garrison (as David "Tweener" Apolskis).

I hate him. One of my least fav actors in PB. But I do remind myself that it is only a TV show and they're just doing their jobs, trying to be rich and famous.
Can you believe he is actually the actor in PB who was a convict?! Maybe that's why he died in the show cause he had to serve his time. But he's a free man now! Even so, I don't wanna see him on TV.

So now, I will pass this imaginary award to my favourite actor in the show! I present to you...

...

Robert Knepper!

AND NOT WENTWORTH MILLER ARE YOU SURPRISED?!

No descriptions needed. He just deserves it.

You may not believe my opinions about how good Prison Break is but I got solid proof! All the way from IMDB.com!

Any movie with a rating higher than 7.5 is convincing enough for me to watch them! 62k votes somemore!

Okay I'm done trying to convince you people. Check it out if you want to!

P/S, photo credits to whoever! Got them from Google search.
P/P/S, isn't it funny that stage names seem to suit actors better than their real names? Like Leighton Meester. I think the name 'Blair' suits her better. What do you think?

Sunshine through my window

2009-10-11T09:13:00.003+08:00

It has been 26 degrees every night now and 24 degrees this morning! So awesome! ♥♥♥
My comfy bed is one of my favourite places now, lying in bed is what I love and rolling on my bed like a sausage rolling on a frying pan is my new hobby. Nothing like having your own bed that you like! If only if we could pack it in our luggage and bring it along as we travel.

-

I don't think its a good time to post up what really happened because things are only half settled now. And I'm not really sure if I should... ~~Like what if he comes after me with parang! Except that he's so rich the parang is LV branded wtf.~~

But at least things are looking up?
I've been eating irregularly due to the stress I faced. I seriously look like shit now. I lost a few kgs. While I always wanted to lose some weight but I really miss good food.

Meanwhileee, something else happened too.

Can you guess what happened to my hand? :(

The grey clouds are clearing

2009-10-08T19:10:00.002+08:00

No more tears, no more headaches, no more hard time deciding who to call and to tell of...
I think my misery is coming to an end. :)
Should I really tell? Out in the open here? It ain't something big but it wasn't a small matter either. Perhaps, I might post up? To clear the air? Hmmmmmm.

Photo credits: Snakebit Photography. They have awesome work!

If life was a baseball game, I'm striked out

2009-10-06T17:35:00.003+08:00

And I thought yesterday was bad enough.

Big big mistake I made today.

If only what happened today was a misspelled word, I could rub it all off with an eraser or a correction pen.
But it wasn't. I've never cried and screamed out loud at the same time - at least not in public.
If only it was a dream, I need not to worry how bad I would mess up, cause I can wake up later and the dream will be forgotten.

I will never forget today.

I am sorry for what I have wounded, I am sorry for what I have damaged. I admit there are times that I am plain useless. I couldn't bring myself to say the word 'sorry', cause I know the word 'sorry' alone is just not enough.
I am sorry for ignoring those caring hands, those listening ears and those eager shoulders to be lent to me to cry on. I was trembling, I was and still in trauma.

My heart can only handle this much. Bad things happened to me, continuously for 2 days. Problems with school, problems with strangers and the hidden problems buried behind my head.
I can tell October will be a bad month.
How can I look forward to anything now? How can I even show my face in public... I am now holding back my tears, trying to erase that image in my mind but it won't go away.

I need to isolate myself once again, ignore all the incoming texts and calls. There's just too much to handle right now.

And you know what's the worst part? I have to suck it all up, pretend I'm okay and move forward.

And you wonder how was my prom

2009-10-04T20:05:00.000+08:00

Eye walls lyke diss.

Hung o~~cto~~ber.

KIDDING. I am so boring I didn't even bother to go to the after party. All I could think of is to go home, camwhore, bath and tuck myself to bed mmm.

2 things I looked forward to about prom. 1, dolling up and 2, the food ~~and secretly I hoped I could get a one night fling that night cause being single for too long is killing me~~.

Thank you so much 1 2 3 I've never felt so pampered/pretty before. T_T I would like to thank Ning's and Ting's mum too but I doubt that she has a blog wtf. It was fun too to watch you girls dolling up before me. :)

Spoilers behind :(

Candid, haha;

The second part was the disappointing one.

I did not pay RM50 just to get served with raw vegetable and thousand island sauce FML;

Pictures ARE deceiving.
The food weren't enough, they were not even fulfilling; Before we even finish a dish, the waitress came to take away what was left over.
I turned to the free flow of (extremely diluted) orange (?) syrup but it wasn't always filled on time either. :( Towards the end all the tables were cleared so I was left thirsty (and not to mention hungry -__-).

The RM50 note I paid could have bought me better things, or should I say BETTER FOOD.

The dance floor, hmm. Not my choice of music but towards the end I did joined in for a while. That was it.

And a few camwhore photos of myself to sting your eyes...

In the photo, people, you can clearly spot my Adam's apple T_T
It's as huge as an A cup boob wtf;

You can never go wrong with red;

Sorry for the constant showing of my left face. My right face is just...not so nice.

And I don't know how to make it look 'right'. No pun intended.

Please don't gimme comments like, 'You look so different! Is that you Crystal?!' or 'Did you do plastic WTF?'. Well, I'd like to call it the wonders of (thick) make up.
Don't get used to me in make up. Cause if I start to depend on them, you'll get so used to it and you'll label my clean face as 'ugly' for sho.

P/S, must credit Ee Xin cause she generously borrowed me her really really slim Sony cam so I could fit it in my pouch. Else I might have brought my bulky Olympus and hung it around my neck and pretend its sexy. -_-

P/P/S, CAN SOMEONE EXPLAIN TO ME WHY ARE THERE SO MANY ORBS IN THE PHOTOS?! Isn't it weird that they could appear anywhere in the photos? Above your head, on your arms, on your legs but in my case none of them covers the face entirely! Why har!!!

As the picture says,

2009-10-03T12:42:00.000+08:00

Gimme a day, or two, ~~or more~~ cause I am exhausted and hungry.

Prom wasn't all that (don't judge the invitation card). I got home @ 11PM starving. Would you believe that?

Meanwhile, feast your eyes on the girl on the left. Or my right. Either way.

My sexy retard in red. :) I'm so glad I met you.
But I hope I won't die laughing at your stupidities one day. You're so stupid sometimes, you know that? ♥

Maybe you know this already Linda, but you have awesome cousins! ♥♥♥ (Not saying my cousins aren't awesome, I love you all the same.)

Of stars and romance and leopard prints,

2009-10-01T19:03:00.003+08:00

Just showing you that...

...my external hard disk is now furry! But I might peel it off soon cause I am not satisfied with the look. :(

Hellooo prom ticket.

Too bad prom is not longer exciting to me. What is exciting now is the fact that I will be having a Chemistry mid term exam tomorrow morning. YES ON THE DAY OF PROM. T___T Nerd is my middle name tonight!
Unless my knight in shining coat will come to prom to surprise me off my heels. Hmm, NAH, doubt that.

Enjoying the view, away from the wheel

2009-09-29T21:20:00.000+08:00

It's been a while since I sat beside the driver's seat, in the passenger seat, with my dad driving the car.

I was angry that morning, so angry I had tears behind my eyes. Dad was late, he said he would be on time. He wasn't.

He took the car to work, without informing me earlier when he could have. I was sleepy in my nightgown with my bed hair and watched dad drove away like that.

By the time he reached home during his lunch break, it was exactly the time my class started. Obviously I was already late. I sensed that dad felt the tense in the air, so he talked to me - about gmail stuffs and that I can install gmail notifications for my own convenience wtf tech geek.

Despite the lack of communication skills my dad has (or should I say the ineffective ways to communicate with his daughter), it wasn't his fault that I was late. I know he didn't want that.
And before I jumped out of the car to rush to my class, he insist I should take the lunch he ta pao-ed. So I did.

:)

Although driving around myself feels independent ~~and looks cooler~~, I do miss sitting in the passenger seat with my parents driving me around once in a while.

It feels...different.
A good different.

P/S, my hair looks like a dyed brown hair with black roots growing out. BUT IT'S NOT!!! *cross heart* Maybe its just the lighting. But I never dyed my hair, probably too much exposure to the sun last time? The sun dyed my hair? Hahahaha.
P/P/S, that's dark brown roots, not black roots. *insistent*

Head shoulders knees and toes, toes and toes, toes and toes

2009-09-26T13:59:00.002+08:00

Pathetic attempt to draw my toes #1 and #2:

Drawings for illustration purposes only.

~~Can someone, anyone tell me why are my pinky and fourth toes only half the length of my index and middle toes? I've been wondering this for years...~~

Case solved. I have Morton's toes. Hello Morton #1, Morton #2, Morton #3 #4 and #5 WTF.
Morton left foot #3 is special though. It is the same length with Morton left foot #2 while Morton right foot #3 is shorter than its neighbour (Morton right foot #2). Confused already? ~~Okay lemme start again from square one. I have Morton's toes. Hello Morton #1, Morton #2, Morton......~~

OKAY enough footling around. Back to my Prison Break maratho- I mean, studying.

Carving a smile

2009-09-25T18:32:00.003+08:00

Things are looking up!!! (Pun intended)

Maybe it really was PMS... I hope this phase will come again (they'll always come back) after a really really long time. I can't afford to waste my time trying to cheer up/crying over petty things/drinking my tears (EW).
But I really do enjoy crying once in a while - cause I feel even better after I cry. :)
Anyhow, I'll still be away from MSN! Cause I feel like doing so. Thanks for those who reached out to me, sorry if I didn't even reply. Please understand ~~that I'm a bitch and being a girl means that I can be bitchy if I want to, anytime, anywhere~~.

New blog layout if you didn't freaking notice! Best layout ever...I think?!
Except that I removed the Haloscan comment system because truthfully, I am stupid and complex html codes ain't my cup of Starbucks coffee.
So long all the comments I ever had. T_____T

Now... Can you peeps gimme back the comments I once had? ;) *doubtful*

Click at your own risk

2009-09-24T20:36:00.003+08:00

Extreme personal stuff.
Contains emo related feelings. Except that no eyeliners, razors, piercings or bleached hair were used. If you have a negative comment, save it for your dog/cat/fish/ex, or better, yourself.

I am still going through that phase I mentioned. Is it that time of the month or is it just me?
It's almost a week now but I am not cheering up. Oh sure, playing mini games, reading something funny online can send me giggling but still...that's just temporary.

Maybe its because I don't feel appreciated, I feel unimportant.
Where are my friends? I pushed them away. Appearing offline on MSN or not logging in anymore. I just need some isolation. FB and Twitter are fine for me, cause if someone wanna reach out to me, I can avoid and ignore.

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On an un-emo side note, I got an email today offering me my second advertorial. :)
The downside is I don't have a Paypal account. Because of this I turned down my first advertorial, and this one might go down into the drain as well. :( :( :(
But still, its something that brightened up my day. Thank you.

Curry & Rendang

2009-09-23T20:10:00.000+08:00

Hiii~ *blushes*
*glances around*

It's been a while ey?! No worries, I brought some pictures with me this time to clear some dust bunnies. Anyway.

Does anyone out there knows what's the best feeling of shopping? I'll tell ya what is. The best feeling is purchasing something you wanted/had your eyes on for some time already. AND THEN, WHAM, it gets better when you find out the item you purchased is better than you expected.

Example, my floral printed tote bag by Alfio Raldo "inspired" *coughs* by LSS.

Looks normal, ordinary, mhm mhm.

But actually...

...you can fold it into a size of a purse. Awesome right!!! Great for traveling. ;)

Btw, you ~~may~~ have noticed that I've been away for a few days. Went down to Bintulu ~~the ulu ulu place~~. I never knew it was a good place to shop for thrifty stuffs. I am deadly serious.

Like, I saw lotsa cute tees (say Playboy logo tee, Spongebob jersey etc) but I just couldn't make up my mind. T___T And I sighted hot heels and pumps too! (Yes those shoes you see on blogshops) Only RM40 plus plus. Sad thing is that they don't have my size. My feet ain't giant I swear, the shoes are just small.

Lotsa visiting occurred this Raya~~, to be honest, I didn't even had a choice wtf~~. I stepped out of my comfort zone and went to kampung villages - ALL FOR MY LOVE FOR (free) FOOD.

Cb cat;

Did I tell you that Malays make the BEST curry chicken and beef rendang! It's the exact same principle as Chinese makes the best char siew pao and roti canais taste the best when Indians make them. What do they put in there?!?! Hmm. Magic salt? A ton of gourmet powder? Wtf.

Visiting other cousins as well along the way. And of course, hello yummy yummy food and flabby fat thighs!

Mooncakes in pudding forms! Superrr cute;

Strawbewwies ^^V <- wtf

Dim sum, uncle's treat. Thank you ♥;

Popiah & nuo mi fan tuan (that tasted not so nice);

But this one was delicious! Wrapped meat served with vinegar, whatever it is. Wish there were more...

Ending this post with 2 photos of a huge tortoise I found on the road and setting it free later:

Stupid thing. It was crossing a busy road until my mum squealed WTF;

But this tortoise is so different and cool okay! His shell structure reminds me of popping up headlights on sport cars. It stayed really long in its shell though. I really wonder how it can stand that. Maybe it has wireless internet and TV in there wtf wtf.

I kissed you behind your girlfriend's back

2009-09-19T10:00:00.002+08:00

Will be away for 3-4 days! Leaving my lappy behind this time.

Because isolation is maybe what I need right now.

Photo credits: My fav picture from the bunch. Erica in both pictures, taken by Ryan, stolen from FB and edited by me.

P/S, btw please, please don't think otherwise. My post title is something I dreamt and totally unrelated to anyone I know. Erica's photos are used cause I just don't have nice photos of myself. There you go. ~~Nice dream it was though.~~

I am a stranger, even for myself

2009-09-17T22:09:00.004+08:00

I am not usually like this. I was never like this.
Last time, when I say, "leave me alone", I was always lying. In my heart I often wished people would do the opposite, yes, I am a hypocrite in disguise.

I am an attention seeker, I admit. I like to hint people that I don't like being ignored. I like all eyes on me and all ears listening to attention when I'm talking. I hate the feeling of feeling invisible, the feeling of feeling so small that you're unnoticeable.

I am was an outgoing person. Before turning 18, before going into university, even before this year, I was dying to go out, to get out of the house. Now I enjoy isolating myself. I like being home. I love the thought of showering myself clean after a day, cuddle into bed and just lay there. I want the world around me to be a sea with no land; I want my bed to be a ship and I will sail the oceans alone.

Is this a phase or am I changing?

P/S,
To the friends who abandoned me, fuck you and I will find a place in my heart to forgive and let go one day;
To the friendships I abandoned, I abandoned you because I wasn't appreciated;
To the friends I don't bother to keep in touch with, I'm sorry but I never forgotten you, really;
To the friends I have now, thank you.

It's not that I don't wanna blog

2009-09-17T18:32:00.003+08:00

But have you noticed how slow is Streamyx crawling right now?! If things continue or worsen, I think this might be the end of the (internet) world (in M'sia).

Serious shit.

Let us all melt in this heat

2009-09-12T23:49:00.000+08:00

Whatever happened to those rainy nights and morning dews on the grass?

T_T The temperature in dad's car rose to 42 degrees when it is parked - EVEN UNDER A SHADE.
If anyone out there would die for a forever summer, take back your wish or I'll take your life wtf.
I hope it'll rain anytime soon, or else I'll be a blogger of ~~melted meat and bones~~ nolar correction, its all fats wtf.

Daddy shopping for tools = boring.

On 2 side notes, 1, I need new blings for my celly; 2, I think 4WD cars are the best.

Naked phone

I spent an hour putting stickers onto my phone and when I'm done, I spent 10 minutes taking them out. Wasted, I know. I'm not usually fickle.

You know what's the best?

The new car smell and the aircond. Heh.

And there's this really cool push button sunny shades holder in dad's car!!! No more putting your Ray Bans on the dashboard and let it slip and fall at a turn. ;)

One a sub side note (hah), Imma flood you with my piccies and make you gag.

Gagging already? Too bad.

Til death do us part

2009-09-10T20:50:00.000+08:00

My fav pictures of the week, all by me of course.

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Why do I look like an eyeless ghost...

Guess who watched Final Destination 3D! ME!!!
This is really good cause the last time I watched a movie at the cinema is since the Ice Age (pun intended).

I know how Linda dreads the violence but I loved the movie!!! Goosebumps all over and curling myself up when I couldn't stand the thrills. There were funny parts too. Like, who the hell stuffs tampons into their kids ears huh wtf.

I. Must. Catch. Final Destination 1 & 2. Must.

And then we all got this post trauma after watching the movie! We were extremely ridiculous and paranoid about everything, from exiting the cinema to eating. I immediately went to the washroom to pee right after the movie ended AND ONLY BECAUSE I NEED TO PEE. Nothing else. I swear. :P ~~Boy, it was a long piss.~~ ~~I was slightly shaking after the movie too.~~

If this trauma continues that means,

The boys were being very, very conscious -_-

- no escalators cause they eat you up and turn your flesh into 'pan mee'
- no stairs either cause they can collapse
- no ceiling fans
- no swimming
- no automatic car wash
- no salon trips
- no movies @ the cinema T__T
Its practically no everything. Can suicide already rather than waiting for death to come and collect us wtf.

The day ended with us shopping for prune juice in Giant supermarket but there was none. (JH said he needs to shit urgently wtf.)
Then it was time to skip class and go home to nap. My life is so exciting.

My superhero

2009-09-07T21:51:00.001+08:00

If I had to describe my mum in one word, 'super' isn't good enough.

HOW MANY MUMS OUT THERE ARE WILLING TO CLIMB ONTO A ROOF?! To fix broken blinds? One? You got that right, that one is my mum! ;)

(Contrary to my previous post you can clearly see that I'm on my lappy now!)

Okay, anyway.

This is how Mirians spent their Saturday night:

Drive to Bintang Megamall, because it's the 'It' mall in Miri
Wait for the traffic light to turn green and make a U turn
Squeeze into the jam @ the mall
Fight for parking slots

These steps will consume at least 30 minutes - all for just going into the mall! Unless you're smart enough to find an empty spot anywhere near the mall and park illegally, you're under the category of 'Stupid' wtf.
And that people, is our version of Saturday night, whee. -_-

Things I do while driving, 1) check for text messages, 2) take random pictures. Yes absolutely no camwhore pictures! Cause I feel so ugly now. :(

You cannot see me & my phone! Bleh *childish* -____-V

Well after browsing through my camera album I realize taking random photos doesn't necessarily means it only occurs in the car.

Shall we take a tour around the chemistry lab?

That includes taking candid shots of Jenn Hua which he claims it's worth a million bucks.

Ha. Ha. Very convincing. Let's see if anyone place a bid!

Gimme a symbol

2009-09-04T21:19:00.000+08:00

Hello. I'm on my desktop today. No reason, no specific reason. Must I really have a reason to use another computer -a question mark and an exclamation mark-

Oh before I go on I must tell you that in this post you will not find any question marks, exclamation marks, underscores, open brackets, close brackets, or ANY symbol on the keyboard that I need to access it by pressing the 'shift' key. The 'shift' key is not working that's why -3 exclamation marks-

Though I can always blog using my lappy but I think this would be nice change for just a post. Heh. And I'm actually pressing the Caps Lock key often since I can't use the 'shift' key, the Caps Lock key is an alternative. My lappy is on in front of me by the way cause daddy isn't convinced that everything's fine. It's really nothing for me to log on the dusty desktop once in a blue moon -exclamation mark- T3T Accuser he is one.

Hmm, hmm. What else to say...
...
OH.
I love being pampered at the salon. Yeap, I went to the salon today -exclamation mark-
No photos for now cause my hair is as flat as a plate of roti canai. Goodbye natural curls. See you again next year wtf. Although a big part of me, urm, lemme rephrase that... Every part of my soul and body wish you curls would never come back but that's not possible right -question mark-
Unless uh, my DNA got mutated one day to generate straight hair. Maybe it'll also generate stainless steel claws to grow out of my hand like Wolverine wtf wtf.

And there is a PC fair starting today -exclamation mark to make this sound exciting-
Or does it start tomorrow hmm. But it's not like I need anything... Was supposed to work tomorrow. -inserts MSN's sad emoticon- This part is a post for another day, I hope.

Imma scoop myself a cone of vanilla ice cream so see ya all. ♥

Got no trusty umbrella, ella, eh

2009-09-02T19:09:00.003+08:00

None of the umbrellas I own ever last, none.

WHY?! Tell me why. T_T The strong wind broke my umbrella. Okay actually the whole thing fell off, like a flying mushroom. And if Linda wasn't there meaning I would be alone, drowning in my own pool of embarrassment. T___T But we ended up laughing and took a picture.

So now I need an umbrella, a good one, and make it cheap too! (You should have seen that coming.)

Other things we did on this rainy day:

Picked up a huge snail under the rain - under my hood;

Spotted an ah beng car!

Instead of using headlights to light up the road ahead, they thought it was cooler to...use neon lights and lit up the road beneath. -__-;

A fly was buzzing around in the lecture hall and it annoyed me A LOT. So...

Hello fly! Good life you have swimming in milk I see. Hope you die soon.

Hope there will be a sunny day tomorrow! So we can sit on the dry stairs, just chatting while texting on our phones. :)

Okay fine, I just really wanna drive that's all. Heh. (Didn't drive today cause of the heavy pour.)

It's like going to kindergarten all over again

2009-09-01T10:44:00.001+08:00

♥

Men are stupid creatures

2009-08-29T17:09:00.002+08:00

Crystea says (5:08 PM):
jason
wht if
one day u found out
she cheats on u

じぇいそん : [ Apple's Snow Leopard released on Friday ] says (5:08 PM):
and? <--- -_____-

God must have made Adam really smart. But after disobeying the Lord's orders by eating the forbidden apple, God must have taken his brain. He must have.

You're putting a forest of trees on your toilet seat dude

2009-08-27T21:03:00.004+08:00

All things are starting to spell my name, it's true.

And it shines under flash.

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Hello loopy doo! Today's post will be straight to the point. Or should I say it'll be just like Chemistry? Adding up elements and concluding them into balanced equations? Or or cooking recipes? Simple point forms and step by steps. To save time ya know since there is no 'blog bible' that says you must necessarily ~~waste~~ spend hours blogging. Mhm.

1) Put me together with a long wooden stick and a rather white round ball and you'll get...

...a beginner playing snooker/pool. (What's the difference btw?)

2) Put me arranging snooker balls on the table with Ryan looking on and you'll get...

...a Ryan pushing me away insisting some coloured balls should be at some specific places. Beginner bah what to do!

3) Put Wan Seng and Lu Ming together in the early morning at the cafeteria and you'll get...

...two boys whispering each other some funny stuff. Just like little girls gossiping. Or rather like Gossip Girl, but minus the bitchiness. And the sexy voice.

4) Then between Lu Ming and Wan Seng you can add in a boy called Thomas in the washroom and you'll get...

...3 boys dancing their hands under the blow dryer for a minute.

Sigh, boys. When will they reach their puberty and grow up......

Speaking of boys, guess who got a new girlfriend! (Cause the opposite of 'boy' is 'girl', girl = female = female dog ~~= bitch~~)

I can assure you she's not my baby cause cause, urm, just because!

I hope to see you again. And I'll let you sit on my lap again. Which is quite a privilege I'll have you know! So many people are lining up everyday, begging for me to let them sit on my lap but I decline cause I have ticklish knees and ticklish thighs (lie, lying about the people lining up thing. I'm serious when I say I have ticklish knees and thighs). Don't pee on me okay!

The good thing about studying in Curtin is that ~~my money~~ my parents' money didn't go to waste. Wifi around campus, generous air conditioner in classrooms to freeze you to death on cold days, toilet paper rolls in each toilet stalls...
If you're staying at Curtin accommodations to find out one day you're out of toilet paper - and maybe you can't do grocery shopping anytime soon OR/AND you need to take a dump urgently - I would suggest you to take a roll out of the toilet stalls! Solves everything.

Yeah, yeah, I am actually suggesting you to steal one toilet paper roll. Am no saint. But I'll definitely, never ever would I suggest this:

Seriously?

I want to cry so bad tonight

2009-08-26T20:04:00.000+08:00

~~...but my tear banks are dry.~~

Turns out it wasn't dry at all.

I dreamt about you, and I poured my drink all over your head

2009-08-23T21:16:00.002+08:00

(Below post is written today @ 1130AM)

People, I am going through a phrase.

I don't know if there's a specific word for it but here's what I got after putting my own words together: obsessed-with-hats syndrome.

Polyvore dot com is the booomb!

And the limited hat choices in Miri isn't really helpful either. :(
Can you believe they charge a frigging RM89.90 just for a Fedora hat? Oh and a simple knitted grey beanie with a flower on top (oh my so cute it was ♥) - which was probably manufactured in China - would cost me bloody RM50. Tsk tsk tsk. They might as well call themselves Edward Cullen 2.0 and suck our moneys and bloods all together.

(This part of the post however is written @ 630PM)

Now my friends can relax cause I've been bothering them about my insane cravings for hats. 3 new hats added to my collection!

A Fedora and a Beret cum Flat hat! :D Y'know like those 2 styles in 1 hats? Ingeniousss.
Okay so technically its 2 hats but I said 3 to make it sound more exciting. Try and guess their colours you'll get a prize (lie)!
Well here's something funny for you, I used to pronounce 'beret' as 'bear-rat' instead of 'buh-ray' until 2 days ago. *embarrassed* Laugh lar, go ahead, laaauuugh.

Credits to Erica babe for choosing this (effing cheap \m/) Fedora hat while she was at Malacca, Ryan for being my FedEx guy all the way from KL and dad who bought this beret cum flat hat for himself actually but he said I could take it.

Drove a long way from home to the airport just now and ~~I think~~ I'm sure my skills at using manual gear is improving. :)

P/S, okay I THINK that isn't a beret. Instead its called the Newsboy cap.
Also known as

the Baker Boy,
Apple cap,
Eight Panel,
Fisherman's cap and
the Lundberg Stetson.

You can guess that these aren't things I already know so yeah I got the info from here.

A weekend in August

2009-08-20T22:52:00.000+08:00

(and many other stuffs cramped into this post)

Saw this bottle of drink in the hypermart! It caught my attention just like that...

What's basil seed hmm? Looks more like frog eggs...

Hello. I'm gonna assume y'all still remember who am I and where I went despite I disappeared for quite some days and only coming up with one-picture-posts(s). Okay this isn't fair because I didn't specify where I went, what did I do, who I went with, what I ate... You get the idea.

But if you follow my twitter you'll be updated constantly, I swear.

I slept over at a suite in Imperial (A SUITE!!!) with my cousin Vivienne. Her family had this something something business, long story short, I slept over so we could go out together while the adults did their business (not literally).

Not much pictures cause all we did was window shopping. :(
And ate non-stop FML. Plus it ain't cool to take lotsa pictures shopping when the fact is you bought nothing at all.

The girl who assisted us that day at Kokoberry (a milkshake stall) is a prejudice I tell you. Viv was blinded with the choices of drinks they have so she asked for recommendations. And the girl said,

'Mmm, I think you girls would enjoy this one. *pointing at a picture sample of a drink in pink colour* It's pink with colourful pearls in it.'

Thanks but I ~~hate~~ ~~dislike~~ don't find the colour pink sexy/cute/attractive/any description that is positive.

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Commercial break:
Just wanna show some piccies of this stray cat living in my house compound. :)

Ngiao ji cat.

End of commercial break.

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Guess who won a lucky draw!

Not important actually cause its only a weekly prize and not the grand prize - not saying I have that much luck to actually win. But this occasion is worth a photo! Because I think this is the first lucky draw I ever won. *teary eyes*

By the way, Delifrance opened up in campus!

Ain't that swell? Now we have an extra food outlet selling expensive food to complain of.

No idea how they run their business. Putting tags like 'Normal price: RM8.90 (<-with a small font) Student & staff price: RM8.00 (<- in a larger, bold font wtf)'.After keying in the food orders and cashing out the receipt, it says RM10++ on the receipt.
Hantu charged the extra RM2 is it? I think not.

Pictures taken today:

My driver in a Baby Milo cap :D

The noisy singer in the backseat *frowns*

THERE WAS A FULL RAINBOW TODAY!!!!!! Beautifully curved, colourful and all. ♥ Hadn't seen one in years so I think my excitement is pretty reasonable.

A shot by me, not very good cause I was in the passenger seat and the rainbow was 6 o clock of me! Good excuse right wtf.

Josias's shot. Not very good (HAHA) but it'll pass since the full rainbow is captured.

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The laid back posers...

Posing, taking a picture, uploading it and blogging about it is very veryyy tiring already. So ciao people I'm launching off now \m/ wtf. Weekends are around the corner. So I might blog more then? :) No promises though. Now would you all be a dear and at least leave more comments? ~~Wtf.~~

Hair Loss

2009-08-18T09:55:00.001+08:00

'You cut your hair?!'
'No my hair fell off.'

Hello & Goodbye

2009-08-15T14:43:00.003+08:00

Will be away from the internet world for the weekends.

Looking forward to possible window shopping and sleeping late in a hotel.

Thursday was so happening

2009-08-14T21:55:00.000+08:00

I assumed that since this is only week 3 in my 2nd semester at campus I thought it would still be, you know, carefree. I. Was. Wrong. I usually reach home around 5-6PM - almost everyday - followed by a shower and many other random things, i.e. going online wtf, then it would be nearly midnight so I would head off to bed. I wake up at 6am+ so that means I get insufficient sleeps everyday. :(

It is a vicious cycle.

Despite going online a lot, somehow, somehow, I ended up with no time to blog.

Things that happened lately:

1)

The haze seems to be clearing up! :)

The boys turned computer labs into Counter Strike grounds just like Aedes mosquitoes laying eggs.

There was a blood donating drive in the campus library on Wednesday!

Of course I'm the one in the corner snapping pictures, yapping away, got requested to not block others' paths and biting my nails at the sight of needles.

4)
This happened on Thursday and it was a happening day!!!
We had a 3 hour time gap until our next class on Thurs so we spent a lot of time thinking what to do then. We were at an empty classroom so I took a marker pen and scribbled stuffs on the whiteboard.
I scribbled Linda's name in a big font then I fetched the duster to rub it off.

And here's the exciting part! It was a permanent marker FML.
A permanent marker with permanent ink. T____T
I freaked out because we had no alcohol liquids like nail polish remover with us to rub it off so I suggested that we should cancel out the name with more permanent ink and run. But Josias convinced me to stay and wiped the damn ink off by rubbing hard on it.

And we rubbed and scratched the ink like drug addicts scratching those instant lottery tickets.
After what seemed to be a really long 5 minutes (?) it did came off. Thank God...

But guess what? After the most exciting thing happened and ended, I found out I had my hand sanitiser with me all along. Read: hand sanitiser = contains alcohol = save my energy for better use like spying my eye candy.

The end of the happening story.

You will never know;

2009-08-12T21:52:00.000+08:00

(excuse this post)

Sneakers with my dress

2009-08-09T23:48:00.000+08:00

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Hello!

Moi was sipping hot green tea @

Sushi King, Bintang Megamall with these girls:

There was free flow of

hot green tea FOC!

Sushi?

Okay sushi with the girls was delightful (<- trying to sound demure) but I estimate for my appetite I need to eat RM30 worth of sushis to feel merely satiated. :(
So the trick is we shared a few sushis together just to try things out and headed over to McD later because lunch is cheaper @ 12-3PM. Teehee. Long live McD! Wtf.

-

I can't imagine how Japanese eat 'some rice wrapped with seaweed' to live. BUT I can imagine people making 'some rice wrapped with seaweed' for a living. Sushis are overated. Sushis are expensive. Sushis are delicious I cannot deny. T___T *bows down to sushi and admits defeat*

This is a post with an abrupt ending cause I'm gonna end here now! :D Bite me.
P/S, picture with dress was taken in the fitting room. A Nicole piece. Ugliest RM100 dress ever. Ugly cutting. Why did it looked so nice on the mannequin...

P/P/S, class starts at 330PM tomorrow! Told ya there is no more Monday blues this semester. The rest of the week is though. Fml.

Guess who found out she created a Twitter account a year ago?

2009-08-07T22:02:00.001+08:00

Look @ bro in pink

If it's one thing I won't do its pushing a shopping cart in the mall. It seems completely unnecessary to me (actually I was gonna use the word 'embarrassing' :x) cause I would rather carry heavy shopping bags than pushing a cart, wait for the lift, squeeze in the lift, looking like a grandma...

But my parents are just so...flexible its BAD. T___T

They deliberately pushed a cart full of groceries onto the ESCALATOR. Need I to say more?!

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The good thing about driving a family car is that they usually have airconds specially for the backseats! Hallelujah. T3T

The breeze...from a higher force above WTF

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Check out Linda's crib. :D

A very modern house ♥ Me like...

Especially her room! The closet and everything. The floor is so smooth any noob can shuffle like a pro there.

Babe, I look forward to play with your new puppy very soon! If its poop business that's uhhh, a business I shouldn't interfere. HAHA.

I'm urm, making sure her mirror ain't dirty :)

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If you ask me, I would drive all the way for...

...the best waffles ever @ Parkson! Cheap and nice, RM2 and up to 3 flavours to spread on. Loves.

Anyway, I've decided to abandon the fringe look for now because it gets so annoying. I am now going out with a bare, fat face so please don't go 'wtf is that Crystal' on me. T__T
Behold people, now I look like your mother.

A younger one of course, like uh, like uh, your dad's mistress WTF CHOI.
& check out my bro at the back. He's disappearing into thin air. Good news for me.

The down side is I don't now how to take a decent picture of me and my fat face at all. T_____T How sad is this!
On the bright side, I ditched my coloured yet transparent contacts for this:

My new babies!

Probably the best contacts I ever had cause its so natural... Thanks Linda for this awesome (AND VERY PRICEY T__T) gift. T3T I swear I will love you until this contacts expire.

P/S, click on this...

...to follow me on Twitter! :P Tweets on the sidebar. ->

I know I hardly reply comments and all but I'll definitely reply tweets! But that doesn't mean you don't need to leave comments anymore okay!!!

P/P/S, if this haze condition continues/worsens, I think people would start to feel threaten by my coughs - which I developed from this hazy weather.

The haze is so bad, campus is starting to look like Genting. :( Just minus the roller coasters and puking bitches.

Thank you

2009-08-05T18:58:00.000+08:00

Thank you for the surprise.
Thank you for the sexy cake.
Thank you for all the Facebook comments.
Thank you for all the text messages.
Thank you for the presents.
Thank you for the cream war.
Thank you for screaming with me in terror during cream war.
Thank you for the stinky birthday, literally. I smell like stinky cheese now.
Thank you for the white lies/good acting/excuses to make sure the plan runs smooth. - I will pray to Jesus tonight so he'll forgive you all from making all the white lies just now.

Too bad I know you all too well to: skip physics lecture to play L4D at home/desperate for a physic textbook/going to study for a quiz that happens only 2 WEEKS LATER ahem. Really? Studying/skipping classes? I know you all too well. But this was very sweet.

I wished I could name everyone here but the word 'everyone' exist for a reason! There's no such thing as too much thank you-s but let's stop here before I misspell it from saying it too much.

I love my class, friends and family.
2E7 FTW! \m/

P/S, I don't get why is my cake a thong design. Are you all implying something? My panty always show is it wtf.

What is the moistest place in the world?

2009-08-04T21:30:00.002+08:00

Me: The armpit.

P/S, evil has come to campus! No I'm not talking about the haze. It's a maggot I'm talking about!

To shop for contact lenses

2009-08-02T20:27:00.001+08:00

1, if you're not sure which brand you wanna go for/you want to compare prices, go to a mall.
2, go to an optical shop lar wtf.
3, ask for samples on different brands of colour contacts so you can choose. Ask for recommendation too.
4, if the prices are out of your budget tell the salesperson 'Lemme think about it' or 'I'll come back later is that okay?'. They are obliged not to say no, I'm sure!
5, go to another optical shop. As many as possible.

You'll be surprised by how different the same contacts may cost differently at different shops. Even when the shops are just opposite each other!
I can testify this statement cause I am a living witness wtf. I was at Parkson hunting for colour contacts because after using clear contacts for a week I realize I can't live without colour contacts T_____T boo.

Can you believe just Freshkon contacts can cost RM30 at one shop and RM40 at another! As I type out this sentence it is almost too much for me to take in wtf.
So that's why people, compare prices!!! ~~That's an order.~~ It may look so cool and rich just to go to only one shop and fish out a RM100 note to pay RM50 for a pair of contacts but in the end we all cannot deny it - you're an idiot. You could have save RM10-RM20. Which is a lot you know. Imagine how much RM10 can feed you!
Let's say a bowl of kolok mee cost RM2. SEE! You won't be starving for 2 days WTF.

Anyway, I must say the contact lens I bought is crappy. T___T Worst contact lenses ever.
And I am absolutely sure about it. *thunder clouds move above head*

W/o flash

W/ flash

IT LOOKS LIKE I'M WEARING A TRANSPARENT BLUE LENS FML. Retarded eyes. T_T ~~But check it out my eye is so wet and shiny mmm.~~ Hate it hate it hate it with the capital H. :(

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A (so called) grand ending to this post with random photos:

Cornetto ftw! Actually any brand would do I just adore ice creams ♥

The moon in the evening before the sun set. Maybe Edward is coming... wtf

Spot the neighbour's dog :)

You're adorable, but ignorant, stupid dog

Because everyone look good in black

2009-07-31T21:46:00.003+08:00

Look how bleached/brown my hair colour looks like! Which is ironic cause I never dyed my hair.
So I'm thinking of dyeing it jet black, yeah just like fake hair! (~~ripped~~ got this idea from Linda teehee)

P/S, new tee!
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Facebook quizzes are starting to affect me. Remember those yearly horoscope newspapers usually have in the beginning of the year, at the leisure section (I'm a big fan of leisure sections hee)? I don't know why but usually horoscopes say really nice stuffs like good career this year, if you have a loved one things are getting more serious, if you had problems things will lighten up etc.

I'm not sure if I believe in horoscope (lie) cause I'm not supposed to. Because I am ~~trying to be~~ a good Christian and horoscope comes from Astrology, Astrology comes from science, science is the culprit which came up with the humans-evolved-from-apes theory and I'm a science student. So am I going to hell for this? Because many believe the science path is a promising future? Hmm wtf.

Anyway back to Facebook quizzes. It's like I'll be having a bad love life this year T3T ~~(already having FML)~~ - according to the quizzes. This is so contradicting. But what about those ridiculous ones like "At what age will you lose your virginity" and everyone get the exact same answer: "25" wtf. OR OR "how long will your relationship lasts" how can they tell these kind of stuffs!!! Fortune teller wannnabes. It's a good thing we get to rate quizzes Imma give them all 1 star I tell you.

I am currently in bed now with my lappy on my lap. Forget about how cool it looks like to have your lappies working on your lap they get bloody hot! What if the heat from the lappy transfers to your body then you'll develop fevers huh wtf.

Anyhow, I'm thinking of purchasing novels again.

After reading Cecelia Ahern's Where Rainbows End once, she somehow managed to be one of the writers I sought after a lot. Like whenever I enter a bookshop, I'll keep a lookout for Cecelia Ahern's. That's how much I liked Where Rainbows End! And and P.S. ILY!
So, 3 novels for the price of two! RM 69.90. Looks tempting, but my purse looks flat now. :(

While I was looking at novels the boys were looking at cartoon comics. -___- SIGH.

And this kid right here had his hands pressed against the glass while he was admiring the TV/watching the cartoon HAHA so cute.

By the way, do you have lecturers that:

speak funny English
Add 'sss' behind almost every word - lousy grammar
and say 'okay?' or any other specific word a lot

Cause I do.

Tuesday is the new Monday

2009-07-28T22:35:00.002+08:00

Nothing like having a piece of fried chicken, 2 slices of blackforest cake, a bowl of mushroom soup + licking the ladle teeheehee -__- and a mug of Sprite for dinner.
Except the fact that I have to have that medicine down my throat again later. Then my world will be full of drowsiness and then comes the darkness, jeng jeng (= sleep).

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You know what? No more Monday blues! Cause Tuesday is the new Monday! My Tuesday classes start from 8 in the morning and ends at 6 in the evening FML.
Anyhow, I think I'm gonna enjoy my ECS classes! (read: ECS = Effective Communication Skills) Unlike Research and Writing Skills last semester - for some personal reasons. Boo.

I hope I don't get sued for posting this picture up. Weird thing about this semester in campus, we were told not to record videos of lectures, not to post videos of lectures online, not to record audio of lectures unless you ask for permissions etc. What is this?! The next thing you'll know is they will order you not to breathe in class.
For me I think the only video I might actually record down is friends getting punished for being late HAHA. Other than that I am positively sure that I'll never record videos of lectures for no reason because I know I won't even bother to watch it. What is so interesting anyway hmm? =___=

Got a dashboard cover and a steering cover for my car the other day! Actually it was dad's idea so yeah he was the one prepared with the wallet. Teehee.
This got me thinking why are men good tailors and awesome chefs when they put their minds to it? God gimme some answers T__T And please take away these nightmares I'm having every night now. T3T

Can you see it?

Hello primary school! Ah the one with plenty of bad memories fml.

A few things I spotted when we went to the furniture mall:

If I could revamp my room, I would paint my walls red and white and put this lamp up. :)

This looks good too! Whatever it is. A vase maybe wtf.

Now, now, don't look down on this junkie cause it costs RM1000.

If I was famous and i kissed a feather duster ages ago I think that would be auctioned at a high price too. & Don't ask me why would I kiss a feather duster...

If I had a chance to sell this two goofballs off I think I might!

This wasn't on sale HAHA.

It was actually in a supermarket for public usage (?) but I find this quite cool. Imagine if no one created mobile phones we had to carry this around like a priest carry his Bible.

This is dad purchasing another lock for my car.

Is there such thing as being overly guarded? Tell me there is.

P/S, actually the fried chicken was from Sugarbun. It tasted bad, it always will. I hate Sugarbun. *nods*

Gloomy Sunday

2009-07-26T15:47:00.001+08:00

I am feeling so blue today. Today is a bad, bad day. :(
So let's play a game, a red game. The only rule is when you see red stuffs shout 'red!' wtf.

Red (bottle)! Red (cell), red (lappy).

Red (lolly cushion cum blanket)!

Red (guitar)!

Red (guitar pick)!

Old bended guitar pick. :( A good reason for me to get a new one.

(Lasagna in) red (pasta sauce)!

Me feeling very, very blue FML

(Two) red (notebooks)!

Red (tote bag)!

Red (alarm clock)! Not that I ever used it.

You've seen this before.

And this too.

Interesting fact: Out of the 12 red things above - food and irrelevant things excluded - only 6 of them were chose in red intentionally. Others just happen to come running to me in red wtf. That includes my car too!

Sad facts in a random sequence: I am sick, feeling fatigue in the day and sometimes finding trouble to sleep at night; Had a nightmare last night; Gossip Girl season 2 seems predictable already; Dad commented that my driving skills suck; Semester 2 starts tomorrow and yet my immunity system decides to fail me at this moment; I am sneezing a lot, breathing out hot air, fear me...

Merhaba!

2009-07-23T19:14:00.004+08:00

If you're curious to know what my post title means, please continue reading. ~~I'm watching you.~~

You are looking at...

...my car! With a few ah bengs getting touchy fml. T__T

Nah just kidding they're installing an extra car lock. Odd right? Whenever you're at car servicing shops you spot ah bengs.

FELLOW AH BENGS OUT THERE, after high school you are kindly encourage to follow your ancient tradition - which is to work at car servicing shops, highlight your hair brown, rebond your hair, whistle at girls who pass by and smoke your life out of your pity lungs.

Back from commercial break. Ahem.
Oh yeah the reasons I was standing so far away are 1, one of the ah bengs was smoking ew and 2, the other one was bending down and I get this wide screen view of his asscrack FML FML.

Now moving on...
My dad!

Buying oranges mmm so boring. -__- Let's move on to my day.

Things I did today:

1) Woke up earlier than usual. Only because I slept earlier! Healthy lifestyle here I come HAHA -_- To be honest the only reason I slept earlier is due to the side effects of the medication I'm taking.

2) Pee a lot cause I made myself drink (water) a lot wtf.

3) Had a banana in my mouth and my fingers on my phone texting then the most tragic thing happened T__T my banana fell out of my mouth and landed on the carpet FML.

4) Successfully downloaded the complete Season 2 of Gossip Girl! :D

5) Played around with a construction hat.

6) Had french fries for breakfast. ^^V <- wtf

7) Freaked out when a chatbox popped up while I was on Facebook. This is what you get for having strangers among your Facebook friends and not appearing offline when you should.

WHAT DO YOU WANT FROM ME!!!!!!
Don't eat me please wuwu T__T I don't think 'merhaba' means apa khabar wtf.
On second thought it does mean hello hahahaha - in Turkish that is. So now I know how to say 'hello' n Turkish!!! Woo! I declare that now I am multilingual wtf. Okay enough of my crap.

Duwuduwu

2009-07-19T23:40:00.001+08:00

I am waiting for my life to be happening...other than driving my dad around (current mentor *cough*).

Meanwhile check this out.
I swear this is the funniest bird ever.

Rarrr I wanna die please (Caption designed by me wtf)

Click to watch!

It's so funny cause the male Riflebird has to dance for the female. And the dance looks like as if the male Riflebird is playing hide and seek with the female HAHAHA! After putting on a show, the female Riflebird can just fly away if it's not interested! Its like rejecting a guy who proposed to you. SO COOL!!! But if the female agrees, they mate straight away - sex that last only about 3 seconds. Then the succeeded male Riflebird would strut his feathers wtf.

I want my future boyfriend to dance for me like that. :)
And I'll die on the floor laughing. Huhuhu.

Kana horned

2009-07-18T00:22:00.003+08:00

Virgin driver. That would be me.

Fashion today (the real deal):
Top: Voir (you saw before), RM20
Bottom: Skinnies, from Kuching's India street, RM40
Bag: Mum's
Shoes: You can't see
Accessories: Red beady necklace, FOS, less than RM8

Virgin passenger - excluding the dog

My first passenger! *teary eyes*

To be specific Ee Xin's the third passenger I ever had (dad's the first, Linda's the second), but she is the first passenger I drove to town.

I am so proud of myself for bringing myself and my virgin passenger back home in one piece. T___T Really I am very thankful, thank God. T___T Wtf.
Now I know why people prefer auto gears better. T___T But my dad being the old fashion as he is insist that having a manual gear powered car is good for me.

So good I kana horned on the road. T___T Miri drivers! The nerve. Okay I don't think you get what I mean so I'll explain.

There are only 2 types of drivers in Miri I tell you:
1) The speeders and
2) The tortoises
There's no such thing as good drivers driving at the right speed cause... It's Miri what do you know wtf. It's either people who drive too fast or beginners like me have a problem with clutch/gear 1/gear 2/whatever.

Characteristics of Miri drivers:

Very impatient
Have the most incredible parking skills. E.g. taking up 2 parking slots, parking at places meant for motorbikes, parking at restricted areas (our specialty) and some drivers are weirdly generous as well cause they take up 1 1/2 of 2 parking slots leaving you 1/2 the space. Mmm, that's some generosity right? -_-
Horn at people for the smallest reason
Have this habit of pointing middle fingers <- Malaysian culture! WTF

Anyway, on a no-driving-related note, Ee Xin went shoe hunting, I was the... consultant if I must say HAHAHA. Pocket consultant, transport included, so small you can put in your purs-- No wait, I'm fat remember? FML.

Pretty lights

Runway to strut your chicken little feathers wtf

The good thing about being a consumer people is...

...not only you're always right, you get people to assist your every need. Mmm.

That's Ee Xin making a hole in her purse. (White peeptoe wedges with buckle cost RM80 yo)
She's happy and sad. End.

Cause I love to cry T_T

2009-07-15T23:08:00.000+08:00

Crying never felt so good. T____T To see fairytale love in front of your eyes (more like on your laptop screen wtf).
If a genie granted me 3 wishes. It would be...
1) A cute boy
2) Fairytale-like-love T3T (of course I would write cute, faithful, loving, honest bla bla bla for a boy but since I requested fairytale love I assume all of the qualities are included. Ahah. -_-)
3) Hmm. It's either money or another 3 more wish HAHAHA.

P/S, you know what I wonder? If one had a big nose and had a nose job, when one reproduce, will the child have a pretty nose too?

Do you remember this?

2009-07-13T22:04:00.000+08:00

Deng deng deng, commercial break:

And I thought we all learnt a lesson. That violence in school is an express ticket to get expelled. Package also includes lost of self dignity, extra enemies (you think the victim(s) would like you after you hit them? Crazy), disrespectful stares from the public, get into newspapers, TV... Mhm.

But noooooo. Lesson not learnt.
I saw this on TV just now.

The difference this time is no belts were used wtf.

Girls, girls, GIRLS!
What are you doing, really. Recording a video when you assault someone? What are you planning to do? Submit the video online for Gossip Girl girl fight episode audition? I don't think so.

If high schools are all turning into WWE training grounds, where smaller students get beat up, I am seriously considering home schooling for my future kids. Or maybe feed my children til they grow really big in size hmm.

But really, assaults between students are getting common, so is recording a video of them - putting them up on Youtube later. It's like a virus, like A(H1N1), and it's spreading fast.
Of course, actions are always taken against the students involved.

Getting suspended, expelled and even lawsuits...
I hope the education ministry isn't considering of adding another subject like Moral II/Civic 2.0 to "encourage good moralities into students".
Because textbooks are definitely NOT good enough to deal with the violence we have in our hands.

From what I noticed, Civic is another subject to burden students.
Because we have tests for it.
Because we have to follow a standard format and memorize facts to get good marks in Civic. It is a dead subject. Like history.

We already have Moral, I don't see how Civic will improve anything.
Because answering questions in these subjects is merely common sense.
E.g.:

Tom stole money from his mum's purse.
i) Is it a right thing to do? (2 marks)
ii) Should he turn himself in? Why? (5 marks)

Now. A sane student who wants to get a good grade would probably say this:

i) No. It is not the right thing to do.
ii) Yes, because by this way Tom will learn what is wrong. He'll also learn to gain forgiveness from his mum.

A challenging student however might take this as a joke:

i) RIGHT THING TO DO!!!
ii) NO~~~ Because if he keep steals he will have enough money to buy Wii. ^__^ Etc etc.

Here, the sane student will gain an easy 7 marks while the challenging student will probably get a free trip to the principal's office.

For people who scored good in Moral/Civic subjects, I still see them littering/vulgaring/being rude/vandalizing! Explain this!!! -__-

Just saying anyway, to voice out my thoughts in this post.
P/S, so both cases mentioned are all girls. That doesn't mean boys are angels around here. They are just SMARTER not to record them down. Thus, no solid proof!
P/P/S, the victims in the Terengganu case got suspended from school for 3 days. Weird. What for?! Didn't know getting bruises from violent people also need to be punished.

Sources are already linked above. Just click around.

Joining the crew

2009-07-13T18:55:00.000+08:00

Red Jumpsuit Apparatus that is.

No I'm just kidding you. I got no singing talent, I suck at guitar, the only reason they might accept me into the crew is cause my suit is damn nice wtf.

Fashion today (wtf):
Overall: Dad's construction (?) suit
Shades: No brand, RM8
Shoes: None
Hair: Unwashed

Selling:

Used colour contacts.

For any questions, opinions or hate comments please leave a comment or email me. EHEH.
Back to my TV shows.

I got my eyes on you

2009-07-12T18:38:00.001+08:00

So many love birds around. It's been some time since I loved...someone.
I remember my first love. Simple, naive, a bit complicated but nothing too hard.

Okay I was lying. It WAS hard, as we stayed together longer. I honestly didn't know we would last more than a year. In fact, what started from a crush lasted almost 1 year and a half.

We didn't fight a lot, unlike normal couples. But we had a lot of "silent moments". It kills. Probably worse than fights. Because during fights, at least you're talking to each other.
That's why the relationship died. And distance was a factor as well.

My love went unwanted, unappreciated. Cause it was decided against my will that we shouldn't be together, after so much we shared together.

I was shattered, my pillow was wet every night. I lied to myself that things would patch up the next day, comforting myself. But it never happened.
Instead life went on - alone.

Until a few days ago, when I saw you I knew it was love.

Denim handbag with chain straps from Nicole

JUST WAIT TIL I GET SOME MONEH! (I'm serious)

Nothing like some new bag to satisfy a girl. :)
Although mum got me a new shoulder bag with cute prints. New bag for a whole new semester in campus. :P

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That purple flower is made by me btw! Not bad ey?
Here's some new goodies looties from Macau:

PEACH!

Anyone here touched a real fresh peach before? CAUSE I JUST DID wtf. A new thing in life to remember. Canned peaches are still tasty though.

Some peanut snacks. Macau's specialty it seems.

Now moving on to the real goods...

Cutey pendrive! Looks like a male nurse. To serve me mmm.

Off with his head.

Crotch light HAHAHA.

Souvenir from KL! From the boys actually.
It stands out cause...

...there's my birthday on it. :D

New comfy slippers to keep my feet flying wtf.

And more loots I'm too lazy to take pictures of.

More Adelaide for you

2009-07-10T12:30:00.002+08:00

Guess who passed her driving test!

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Went to a foot reflexology centre the other day.

Left, a masseuse doing Linda's leg, Right a masseur doing mine.

Lu Ming and Wan Seng got two elder - rather bald - masseurs instead HAHAHA.
I got a masseur (male)! Which is not what I wanted. Paying a male stranger to play with my toes is not what I had in mind. Plus he kept massaging my ticklish spots. T___T
You should have seen how loud I laughed! Loud enough to crack Linda's eardrums and urm, her temper wtf.

Linda's masseuse then decided to take over my masseur cause she's more experienced to handle my ticklish problem. Ngeheh.

Linda looking relaxed. :)
I don't know about you but the girl behind Linda looks hauntingly scary.
Maybe she starred in some local horror productions before.

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Now for the second batch of Aussie photos. Lotsa photos to make my post looks long. Uiseh.
Note: All photos are my property.

Virgin airlines, only for virgins.

Sights in Adelaide are truly remarkable. Located in South Australia being the 5th largest cities in the country, too bad John Curtin didn't build the campus there. I heard Perth is as hot as hell. T____T

From country views...

...to expensive looking pastries...

To fresh seafood. Yummy yum.

Guess what is this!

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Squids! Not oversized dirty condoms filled with water and fake eyeballs okay. Ew wtf.

RED LOBSTER!!!!!!

Just an idea. To be eco-friendly, you can wash the lobster's inner core after dining and use it as a bowl. Reuse. Just saying wtf.

And more expensive food ahead...

Don't hate me. Cause I wasn't at Aussie either. ~~Let's hate my parents instead.~~

Birdie, you're next onto the stove. Brace yourself.

And some pretty country pictures... :B

Shrub hedges as fence! Something I really adore about western homes.

Conclusion: Aussie is undeniably beautiful.
Credits:
Photos - Dad
Photoshop - ME ME ME! Wtf.

Again, I assure you my dad's photography skills ain't going no where, no where far at least. Cause this batch of 50 photos are the decent ones out of 600 photos. You do the math, the statistics, whatever.

Twinhead revived

2009-07-06T18:15:00.004+08:00

When I said Twinhead it doesn't mean I have 2 heads wtf. If you have forgotten, that's the brand of my lappy.

Well, I think it's safe to say the coast is clear! For now, I think my lappy is no longer infected, I think.
Cause we all know karma, when you said the coast is clear, suddenly the big bad wolf would jump out and blow your straw house down.

Amazing ain't it? Karma.

And thank you to the anonymous who commented regarding on my virus post. Was thinking of doing a P/S section but that doesn't show much gratitude, does it?
Hate anonymous people. So mysterious. How to thank like that?! Although I always appear offline on MSN and when people ask me why am I appearing offline, I'll tell them mysterious is sexy - but that's not the point. Ahem.

Retesting driving tomorrow! Life is as mundane as usual.
Since I'm on desktop now I'll post up some photos my dad took while he and mum went Aussie last year.

Hello Adelaide!

Y'know what was the woman doing?

Answer: Window shopping. Geddit geddit? Wtf.

People, this is where swine flu came from.

Make out with this sexyphonist, get swine flu and die wtf.

Boy, if I had money I won't toss it into your violin case.
I'll bring you home. ♥

Why are foreign countries so beeyoutifoolz T_____T

Contrary to what you think, I must say my dad has lousy photographing skills. That or he don't really know how to operate a compact camera. (Yeap! No DSLR used here, we were too poor then, still poor actually ngeheh) But if I point this out to him, he'll deny totally. Men. And their stupid ego. UGH.
These are the only decent pictures out of 300 of them! Must credit my photoshopping skills man hahaha.

P/S, come to think of it, maybe my dad has shaky hands. Mmm.
P/P/S, Okay there's another folder of Aussie photos with 600 of them in it. Maybe next time!

More geek talk (unfortunately)

2009-07-05T11:57:00.006+08:00

Everyone (who owns a computer or more)'s nightmare

A few things that would scare the crap out of me are:
- horror movies
- angry exploding people (sometimes I am one of those angry exploding people)
- computer virus, worms, trojans, you name it

My lappy was dying.
I was lucky I didn't shit on myself wtf. I was close to tears. T_T The thing about computer viruses is that they are designed in a way to shut you down completely ~~and make you cry~~.
Other than shutting you down some are functioned to hack your computer.

This is so unfair. I didn't even leave my laptop online when I head out. It was working perfectly. How could I have gotten this virus!!!
Couldn't figure it out. I did not download anything...

...

...Okay maybe I did. Torrent downloads - cause they're so amazing. *big puppy eyes*

Back to the fucking virus.

Introducing... Owner.exe!

Details:

Country Of Origin

The filename OWNER.EXE was first seen on Dec 11 2007 in the following geographical regions of the Prevx community:

* TURKEY on Dec 11 2007
* SPAIN on Feb 21 2009
* The UNITED STATES on Mar 1 2009
* The UNITED KINGDOM on Apr 10 2009
* SWEDEN on Jun 5 2009

File Behavior

OWNER.EXE has been seen to perform the following behavior:

* Executes a Process
* This Process is a file infector which modifies program files to include a copy of the infection
* This process creates other processes on disk
* Looks at the contents of the autoexec.bat file
* Reads email address and phone book details
* Runs Javascript code
* Uses DNS to retrieve the IP address for web sites
* Visits web sites on your PC without you knowing
* This Process Deletes Other Processes From Disk
* Copies files
* Injects code into other processes
* Registers a Dynamic Link Library File
* Found on infected systems and resists interrogation by security products
* Uses low level raw disk access which could bypass security applications and checks

OWNER.EXE has been the subject of the following behavior:

* Executed as a Process
* Copied to multiple locations on the system
* Registered as a Dynamic Link Library File
* Added as a Registry auto start to load Program on Boot up
* Created as a process on disk
* Deleted as a process from disk

Okay cut the crap. As a conclusion - from my observation of course - is that Owner.exe ~~is a fucker~~ restarts the Windows taskbar every few seconds and closes all potential windows (INCLUDING TASK MANAGER) you open so you can't terminate it.

Bitch! So now I am torn in between. Should I get a new anti virus software? I thought Kaspersky was good. But ~~a wise man once said...~~ Tyng Kang said it's utterly useless.
(Maybe that's why it's so cheap now!) Or should I reformat the damn thing. (Reformating costs RM50! Can buy 5 shorts on sale WTF.)

Right now, I think I temporarily deleted the virus. So far, I didn't see the icon. That is until I saw this:

File Name Alliances
OWNER.EXE can also use the following file names:

1E.TMP
1C.TMP
04929786.TMP
20.TMP
MANUEL.EXE
TILOUTE.EXE
WPV071244228079.EXE
MARISEL_MARTINEZ.EXE
WPV031244228079.EXE
KITH.EXE
ROBERT WIELGóRSKI.EXE
VIBHA.EXE
WPV121244228079.EXE
JAKOBO.EXE
WPV501244228079.EXE
WPV291244228079.EXE
ADMINISTRADOR.EXE
BIMBO.EXE
WPV231244228079.EXE
ABORNSCHLEGEL.EXE
SVCSHOSTES.EXE
LILI.EXE
WPV641244228079.EXE
WPV711244228079.EXE
ADMINISTRATOR.EXE
01C994543CEBD800_AHNLMIJC_EXE.PE
01C994543D4478E0_ICK_EXE.PE
01C9947302EA0B94_VYXCJYSE_EXE.PE
IATNACKL.EXE
USER.EXE
MTIPU.EXE
SOLO_ING.EXE
49445244.DAT
99164445.DAT
42265258.DAT
MAX.EXE
TOBIASVUGS.EXE
WPV501239376200.EXE
ADMINA.EXE
BELA.EXE
JUAN PABLO.EXE
MANVENDRA.EXE
VOFFKA.EXE
MASE.EXE

And etc.
THE LIST GOES ON!

You can kill me now.

P/S, I still have my anti virus software, genuine and totally updated. I display all hidden files, turn off system restore. All I need to do now is pray. Wtf.

Sources.

New found love

2009-07-02T10:53:00.003+08:00

Life has been uneventful, or not eventful enough for me. Here's a few random/boring stuffs to spice my blog up wtf.

1. I failed at driving, a disabled guy and a pregnant 19 year-old passed it. So embarrassing I thought of buying a cup of kopi O to gain sympathy from the JPJ testers for my second chance.

2. I miss my girls. :(
I really do.

Picture edited to look old to emphasize on how long we didn't catch up with each other.

If everything maintains and no changes occur, I predict in the future there will be a teacher, an accountant, a pharmacist, a businesswoman and there's me who will be married to a rich sugar daddy and live a spoilt life wtf.
Then I'll give birth to 2 kids and assign Chin Yee to educate them; I'll look for Ivy for any medication and wrinkles reduction cream and try to bargain a ridiculous cheap price from her; Chi Ling will be my financial counselor; and Ying Xuan... I'll get back to you okay I'll call you wtf.

Hey a girl can dream HAHAHA.

3. I am bored with this rainbow look.

Worse I am bored with LG already. *gasp*

I've found another new (qwerty) love...

Must I say E63, you look ravishing. ♥

I am overwhelmed by your Blackberry wannabe looks, your divine red chili colour, the fact that you have built in camera flash and wifi which totally beat my poor LG.
Life ain't that good anymore knowing your existence.

One day, I'll get you. You'll be my love and my LG will be my ex fling collecting dust in the drawer.

4. Am so hungry! So much nerd talk. Okay I like to end posts abruptly so bye :P

Behold...

2009-06-28T21:51:00.000+08:00

(A very short post)

mummy in action @ big sales.

Wedges on sale.

I'm more of a thongs person cause I hate going through the process of balancing myself on heels. SUCK AT THAT. I fall down easily.

My future prom dress hahahaha.

Overpriced outfit that looks like PJs.

Something even my grandma won't wear.

Sweatshirt @ 70% off! To complete that nerdy look of mine.

A picture that doesn't look like me.
The magic of angles and not-too-shabby camwhore skills wtf.
You know what I hate? My nose FML.

Okay time to watch movies. Bye.

Goodbye King of Pop

2009-06-27T20:47:00.001+08:00

I guess the whole world already knows that the infamous MJ died.
I can't help it but to feel nothing at all. I'm not sure...
Do I have feel sad? I don't feel happy either if you're wondering about that.
Maybe its because he did caused a few controversies and arguments which gave me bad impressions about him.

And did he really died of a heart attack? What if there was a plot to murder him? Why the sudden cardiac arrest? What if it was drugs/poisons and it could not be detected? What if...

That is what you get from watching too many movies. Now that sem break has started its gonna be movie marathon month. TEEHEE.

On a lighter note...

Surprise!
I did this on Wednesday morning, right after having a blueberry cake as breakfast with a cherry as a topping.

And this is Linda. My laughter roared the whole mall the other day cause Linda was doing some retarded disco moves here (glittery floor surface). Okay to be more logical, my laughter roared all eyes on us wtf. And I couldn't shut up completely HAHAHA.

The end.

The Number 23

2009-06-25T19:57:00.004+08:00

Okay check this out.

My birthday: 5/8/91

5+8+9+1=23

My house lot number: 2412

24+1-2=23

My name: Crystal

C+R+Y+S-T-A-L
3+18+25+19-20-1-12=32
Terbalik 32 and you'll get 23!

ISN'T THIS SCARY OR WHAT! T_T

You can check out the movie details here. In the mean time I'll dig up more stuffs that add (subtract, multiply, divide, anything wtf) up to 23! Just for the thrills. Not easy you know!

Edit:

Why are so many birthdays on the 23rd?
Why was Beckham using the number 23?
Why we get 6 when we sum up 2 and 3?
And why do we get 0.66666666 when 2 is divided by 3?

So many mysteries... wtf.

Sorree

2009-06-25T10:28:00.007+08:00

For the past few days I've been busy failing my exams. Very sad.

But now I'm free!!! At least til results are released. I bet on my bleeding lips I am so gonna fail pretty much everything. :(

*sad, wet eyes*

It was my fault anyway. When will I start to be serious!?!? T__T
Sigh. Sucks this time cause I can't find someone else to blame on hahahaha. *shy*

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HAS ANYONE WATCHED TRANSFORMERS 2!?
I can't wait I can't wait. If it wasn't for exams and my tired soul (I slept @ 8PM last night! Missed my dinner and everything. But it feels so good to sleep for more than 12 hours) I would have lined up at the cinema like any other nerds did. T___T If you knew me better you would know I'm number 1 at missing big blockbuster movies and only watching them after a year or two. Told ya my life is sad.

I can't wait to get orgasm while watching Transformers 2!
Not because Shia is hot (but he's really cute, there's a difference okay!), not because I'm attracted to Megan, because... Well, just because! Okay think I'm going out later. Will update tonight, or tomorrow or whenever. Its a surprise. :P

My biggest achievement in life

2009-06-20T20:33:00.001+08:00

...is that I could fit into skinnies.

Hello down there!

Contrary to the ridiculously awkward angle ah lians usually use to create this bulging eyes and skinny legs effect when they camwhore, from this angle, you can see my fat legs fat thighs fat everything wtf. And photoshopping them won't make me feel any better so I'll let it be.

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Look who came down to Miri today! Foreigners who won't stop complaining how boring it is here. Babies.

Hsiang, in stripes, is canceling his plans to go to Curtin after Form 6 cause he plans to open up a coffee shop in Brunei and to hit flies there. To sharpen his aiming skills you know wtf.

Augustine in blue and Josias in red.

F.y.i., Jo is a Miri hater. It won't be long til the day he'll grab a signboard and start a strike in Miri wtf.

Did y'know, there's no Big Apples in Singapore? That or Augustine's eyes aren't big enough to spot it hahahaha. (Really? No Big Apples over there at Singapore? Ya kidding me?!)

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To my buddy, a friend, a big (childish) brother who I knew since 13,
(although it took a really long time to get close)

You were always mean, in a good way. (Does that makes sense?)
I miss you. Please come back soon.

(That includes everyone who went away to study. Sorry lar no picture, who ran away when I request to take pictures? Hmm? HMM? -__-)

Toto, gay?

2009-06-19T01:20:00.000+08:00

This is gonna be a really random note...

I wonder what was I doing last year cause I just realized I missed a damn kao catfight T__T
A catfight more than a year ago yeah now I really wonder wtf was I doing.

So now I personally like a blogger more than I did last time and categorized the 'bad ~~guy~~ girl' in the said fight as those-blogs-that-aren't-worthy-to-read. I just texted my cousin cause I introduced her the mean blogger myself in the first place and let's pray she'll start to dislike her too. (haha, I'm serious *scary eyes*)

Damn pretentious okay! Never in my lif-- okay actually I just remembered that I DO know some pretentious girls in real life, unfortunately.
And deep down I think the girl -who lost the catfight whee! - was just trying to be as controversial as the...famous blonde blogger with a damn pink blog and an adorable Yorkshire pup named after a vegetable (or is it a fruit?) do you get my hint wtf.

On a somewhat related note, this is kinda silly but I did emailed one of my fav bloggers a long long time ago and said I really like her (I'm perfectly straight, if you're wondering about that) she did reply but didn't reply my 2nd email. Boo.

After that, I kinda stopped reading her blog HAHAHA. But I know being a famous blogger herself means plenty of emails means need to reply them all means life is short just reply once is enough wtf.

That's how being a reader feels like! Honestly I wouldn't mind being the famous blogger and ignore all those fans I have hahahaha. (joke) Thank you by the way to whoever is reading this. *sheds tear*

(My pathetically little amount of readers, yay. -_-)

But yeah who doesn't hate the feeling of being ignored, right? :(
Unless you're stupid and too ego to admit it! Like my dad the ego king. That day my mum explained to him about directions to a certain place he refused to digest the information! Kept repeating he didn't know what mum was babbling about when he wasn't even listening.

MEN. What's in their heads, really. ~~Maybe its images of naked women in there, EEE.~~

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Emporio Armani watch is the sex I tell you.

Men's watch though. Thank you Standard Charted Bank. T__T If it wasn't for you I wouldn't have touch an Armani before. My life damn sad wei.

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Can someone tell me, how to tell if Toto is a girl or boy. T___T
I am not gonna use the word 'he' until one day to find out Toto lay eggs.

Good explanation will earn you free tortoise eggs! In the future, that is if Toto is a she wtf.

This is extremely not related but,

that's my only hair on my left arm which is 2CM long!

Okay enough! Stop staring at my arm hair. That's for entertaining purpose only wtf.

How to procrastinate

2009-06-15T20:20:00.003+08:00

Note: I know most of us are good at this. Just take it as I've got nothing else better to do.

First of all, please make sure that you're a very very lazy person, like me wtf.

Step 1: Know your assignments. Know the criteria. Briefly choose a topic you might want to work on.

Step 2: You are usually given a few weeks to research on your assignment. So, for that period of time, please do anything but researching.

Step 3: When the due date is approaching, that is when you start to panic.
For example, let's say your assignment will be due on Friday. Thursday will be a good day to start on, or better, on Friday itself wtf.
And about the topic you decided to work on earlier, its recommended that you change your choice, more stress guaranteed.

Step 4: Start stressing yourself, panicking, and sleep insufficiently to get big ass eyebags.

Step 5: Its common that you might submit your assignment later than you should have. You'll then feel regret and start to promise to yourself that you will not procrastinate ever again. Well, we always lie, don't we?

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~~I think~~ I'm sure printing machines have something against me. I wonder what did I ever did to them in my past life... (just saying)

My dad's printer decided that it would be funny to jam my papers when I was rushing my essay.

(Carriage jam, poor image quality cause I was too lazy to whip out my Olympus)

Another joke made by my dad's printer. Very funny, I like how one article is printed on many blank papers.

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If you zoom in on the fourth picture (please don't do that), you can see my heavy eyebags - heavier than Linda's Guess bag with that metal G initial that weights 2KG. Thanks to procrastination. Thank you very much. -__-

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I like waking up to look at beautiful things.

Hello beautiful! wtf.

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Location: Courts Mammoth

Carrying: Dad's Nikon DSLR (cause he's a fat pig who doesn't wanna carry his own expensive camera)
Taking a picture with: my 2MP camera phone

How ironic is that!

Mega Deals at Courts Mammoth:

My dad! Hahahaha.

My bro comes with the mega deal package. They're up for grabs! Hurry wtf.

How to get high scores

2009-06-13T11:54:00.003+08:00

...on Click Challenge v2.0 that is.

じぇいそん : [ Microsoft confident of escaping Russian monopoly probe ] says (11:43 AM):
i use mouse and touchpad
two fingers
tap like Maksim
Crystea says (11:45 AM):
NO WONDER
じぇいそん : [ Microsoft confident of escaping Russian monopoly probe ] says (11:52 AM):
Lucas lagi teruk he uses the massage machine put at high level to hit fast on his mouse, then the other hand use touchpad to tap
Crystea says (11:53 AM):
HAHAHHAHAHAHA

And now you know. :)

P/S, add me on Facebook! To beat my score hahaha so called high score. T___T

Can't stand you

2009-06-11T14:31:00.004+08:00

I'm gonna make this short, simple and easy to understand.

~~Dear~~ Mr Driving Instructor,

I can't wait to get my driving license cause I can't stand looking at your face. I can't stand that how impatient you are when you're teaching me.
If it wasn't for my conscience I would have smash your bloody toy car into a tree.
I'll make sure a tree branch would break the windshield and pierce through your nostrils. How about that?

The end. With love, <3

You, me and photocopy machine

2009-06-10T23:28:00.001+08:00

I don't know what to do.
To breathe in haze every night to sleep or to on the bloody air conditioner and promote global warming, melting of the ice bergs, flooding Miri in the future... wtf.

To be selfish (on the air conditioner) or not (sleep breathing polluted air and get sick T__T)!
Cause if you didn't know, breathing polluted air can slowly develop lung diseases. E.g., CANCER. LET'S ALL PRAY, DO CHARITY AND TOUCH WOOD (superstitious).

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This is my idea of a good hair day:

No messy fringe! & My hair ~~looks~~ is brown!

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These are my ahmads and bodyguards:

They need to work on their scary look.

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The computer labs in campus are virus breeding grounds:

And when I say all I mean all. Of. Them. You have been warned...

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This is what I call an evil machine:

Why: Cause I had to photocopy a few pages out of some boring encyclopedia and this machine decided to be a bitch to me.
It all started once upon a time when I needed references from printed books but we're not allowed take encyclopedias out of the library cause the staffs actually thought we would be interested to do so. *sarcastic laugh echoes*

And to use the photocopy machine in the library we are supposed to buy a RM10 worth reload card no matter how little paper you need to photocopy! (10 cent per page)
Crazy or not! I can get services outside when they only charge 5 cents per page which is so much better. And not to mention I don't need to figure out how the machine works.

The first time I went the machine was not on yet and was experiencing errors.

The second time I went to use the photocopy machine it told me the paper jammed.
You don't wanna work for me just say so! I take the hammer and smash you let's see who gets to do the victory sign wtf.

Emoness is taking over the world

2009-06-07T14:01:00.003+08:00

I wish I was treated more like an adult, even though growing up isn't all that fun.
I wish the one who gave birth to me will realize that I AM growing up and let me have a life.
I wish the one who gave birth to me will stop killing my social life and start liking my friends.
I wish I was given more freedom. I'm turning 18 for heaven's sake.
I wish I was a white kid, with white parents, who don't care a fuck about me (I'm serious T____T wuwuwu).
I wish I wasn't emo.

(Insane post)

Routine

2009-06-06T18:51:00.000+08:00

(on weekends)

1) I usually fall asleep while texting friends at night so I'll always wake up suddenly in the early hours feeling guilty and reply them. Then I'll continue my sleep until noon.

2) After brushing my hair and tie it up I then procee to the bathroom for a cold shower (on warm mornings and vise versa) cause I sleep in a warm environment (no air conditioner). I know, praise me, I am so environmental friendly. ~~But then there is a night or two in a month when it gets really warm and humid that's when I press the aircond's 'On' button...~~

3) Since its already past noon I am ready for lunch! Now where is dad and where is my da bao food wtf.

4) Read the newspaper while eating.

5) Go online.

6) Eat something while I'm online.

7) Think of something interesting to google. E.g., why did Nicole Smith really died.

8) Tell myself to start on my assignment.

9) Play L4D.

10) Stop playing L4D. Its time to read my favourite blogs and sign in my MSN.

11) Linda will then come to me and tell me we should go out the next day cause she hates staying at home. I'll start to talk to her about some cute guy or anything relevant or irrelevant to avoid telling her the part that my mum might disagree to let me hang out wtf. (Over protective mum alert)

12) Tell myself again that my assignment will be due next week.

13) Play L4D again.

14) It evening now which signals the time for chores deng deng deng. *fake excitement wtf*

And I don't know how but I manage to pass the rest of my time doing random stuffs at night. Out of no where it will then be the time for bed. Which is past midnight. No wonder my skin sucks now boohoohoo T_T
But then it might be the cause of period right! Fuck puberty where are my boobs T__T Cheat one!

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I know its stupid but I'm gonna ask anyway.
Who doesn't know those cute little bottled yogurt drinks! (E.g., Vitagen etc.)
If you don't I suggest you to buy one and choke yourself with it wtf.

Charge me guilty cause I...
...drank all 5 of them! (They always come in 5 bottles in one packaging)
I left none for bro. *ashamed*
Hope no one finds out!
You can't blame me! Cause, cause......the factory should have manufacture them in bigger bottles with larger contents!
Gotta admit I'm right.

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Spot Toto! WTF.

Dad surprised me cause he ordered me to let Toto crawl around on the lawn and lectured me about how would it feels like when you're caged.
Look who's talking! The man who likes to leave us at home and go out shopping by himself WTF.

Hate to say it but stupid people are always stupid.
And when stupid people reproduce, hello stupid babies (referring to me T____T)!

Shopping, tanning, everything

2009-06-05T16:17:00.000+08:00

So I went to Bintulu for misc reasons - mainly cause I was free and I miss my cousins. Not to mention I love how good my grandma pampers me. *teary eyes*

I present to you... BINTULU! wtf (Cause I know Bintulu is very unwell-known and most people are stupid at Geography):

City Leather, Parkcity Mall, Ground Floor.

This is where Gossip Girl wannabes belong to if they wanna get fake Gucci and LV cause you know how they wanna fake glam everything.

Bintulu's beach (I forgot the name T_T), somewhere far far away.

I went to Bintulu cause I like unhygienic beaches wtf.

Another funny thing was there was this appliance shop called Emo (I am dead serious! I swear on my life) but no photos sorry. :(

Maybe they sell lotsa knifes and razors cause you know emo people like those stuffs.

Ivy is currently having her National Service batch in Bintulu so I met her up at the church they were assigned to go to.

Babe! In oversize uniform hahahaha.

I think its been a while so I've decided...

...to flood this post with ME!

That's me sitting at the back of the car cause the seats were full.

That's me trying on a zebra printed racerback top and bought it 50% off.

That's me trying on a pair of navy blue shorts with black prints but I didn't buy it.
No size boohoohoo T_T

This is me wearing Vivienne's Bonia shades.

This is me enjoying the breeze.

This is me looking as if I wanna pee badly.

This is me stomping the ground.

This is me posing like an idiot.

This is me trying to surf wtf.

This is me trying to fly WTF.

This is me being Elvis.

This is me pretending to have fun.

This is me jumping.

This is me looking quite scary with smudged eyeliner FML.
And my fringe was pinned up.

That's me picking on someone's huge nose.

Pick pick pick WTF.

(And other random photos I took cause I ~~thought I was photogenic~~ wanted to, you got a problem with that?)

Oh hello. Meet Shirley. She is 4 years old now (I think). She is spoilt. And chubby.

What you got there Shirley?

Now, isn't that the dress I wore when I was young?

So it is!
I remember how I loved that dress and how I twirled around wearing it when I was 7-8 years old. I felt like a princess...

But you're already wearing it when you're only 3/4/5/whatever years old now!
I hope you grow up fast one day to read this post so you'll get my hint that you gotta diet wtf.

Cute (and expensive booo) Sesame Street's cotton buds!

Lily~~, her cleavage~~ and I

My blinged phone!

My new earrings

I miss my babes. I miss you two so much that's why Imma upload just one photo of us together (self centered alert wtf).

Spot my smudged eyes T_T I hate make up

And also my uncle!

If you suck at reading, my uncle is on the left!
We took this picture so my uncle could MMS a picture of us eating steamboat to my other cousin - who is now in KL - to make her jealous HAHAHA.
My face was naked with messy hair, something I'll never reveal to the world.

Or will I?

Crystal was...

2009-06-02T20:23:00.002+08:00

...walking above water. That explains the short hiatus. Be right back. :)

Schedule

2009-05-27T21:39:00.002+08:00

Because I got Physics quiz this Friday...So I should use all the possible free time to do my last minute studying.

Then again, I might end up sleeping AS USUAL, FML.

Random thoughts #2

2009-05-25T13:25:00.002+08:00

1) I love sunny photos. And those high angled photos so you can spot my sneakers.
Except for the fact that the sun highlights the shape of my bulbous nose T_T And how my eyes would appear smaller.
Remind me to wear shades and a face mask (to cover my nose) next time I take photos like these.

2) If you haven't noticed, ~~my life is slowly turning dull and I'm growing into an old hag~~ I'm running out of things to blog about.

3) A sudden rush of regret hits me. I regretted that I didn't say hi to Kenny Sia a few years back when I saw him at KIA (Kuching International Airport). It was merely FATE fml.

4) I'm going down to visit Grandma and cousins this Saturday!

5) I got ugly skin fml fml fml.

6) And an ugly fat ass nose FML FML.

7) The word 'fml' is so addictive. Fml.

8) Did you know, Scarlett Johansson never got a nose job?

But I'm sure those boobs are plastic. I swear.
I refuse to believe there are naturally big chest at the size of watermelons.
Or footballs.
Or basketballs.
Or coconuts cause they have a slight pointy tip wtf.

So next time if you wanna comment on someone's chest, you can say 'hey nice pointy coconuts there' HAHAHA.

9) Are you getting bored? Cause I don't care hahahaha.

10) Is it me or something cause I feel tired staring at the computer monitor with contacts on.

11) I am addicted to L4D! Yeah I know its kinda outdated or something but I don't care!
Favourite zombie:

Boomer.

I love it when he burst into a pool of blood.

And I want this tee...

Cause I think it's cute like that. All I need is lotsa excessive fats - like a boomer...
Wait, I do have fats, FML.

Someone please take me to MCC so we all can play multiplayer mode on L4D. It would be a romantic date.

12) I'm just joking about a date to the cyber cafe being romantic. I am still sane wtf.

13) I skipped tutorial class today! For a very good reason: I'm not done with my outline yet. *wears angel halo*

14) I used to hate Teh C/Teh C Peng/Teh C Kao.

15) I am addicted to Teh C Peng.

16) And yet I'm drinking yogurt milk.

17) Did I tell you that I'm no longer single?

18) And that I'm a liar too? (Screw me hahaha :D)

19) Why do some girls stare at me in campus and whisper their bloody tongues away?

20) Mid term is one month away! T______T That means I'll blog even lesser. I am so lazy, lazy for assignments, lazy for essays, lazy for everything.

21) Okay I'm tired. Off to play L4D. Bye.

I was and still busy

2009-05-22T16:34:00.000+08:00

Sorry, I've abandoned my blog for a little while cause the swine flu breakout got the best of me (lie). Cause who knows, maybe it'll spread through the internet like a virus - like that ~~lousy amateur~~ Paris Hilton's sex video scandal.

Ivy often told me her theory that "diseases can spread through phone calls" is true.
No matter how much she insists so - we talk on the phone a lot - I'll never buy it. Never. Never ever, neverneverland peterpan wtf.
Even though there were occasions like:

# She told me she had cough or (and) flu, coincidentally, I got them too
# I talked to her on the phone when I had flu and the next day at school she started sniffing
# When she yawned, I yawned wtf
# When I yawned, she yawned WTF
# We usually talk on the phone on weekends ~~cause we spend our weekends at home like some dorks, very sad~~ so once we went to school on Monday and noticed we got a similar red pimple on the same cheek wtf

*looks back and starting to doubt*
MAYBE IVY WAS RIGHT!

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I've never felt so scared sitting in a car.

A trailer transporting a rammed trailer!

And I was sitting in a Perodua Kancil (after my driving lesson). My heart beat fast when my sifu was slowly following the trailer behind at a distance which I think was pretty life threatening. That was when I started to pray in the car wtf.

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I bought my first make up (eyeliner) ever! Don't ask me why is my life so pathetic. T_T
And why are make up so expensive can someone tell me! Make up manufacturing companies should take into consideration that ugly people are usually poor so they should make cheap, good make up so you know, we can paint our face and hide our flaws.

Obviously I still got much to learn. ToT

And today's headline is...

2009-05-16T16:53:00.000+08:00

It's time to panic.

Let's all run around screaming, lock ourselves at home, curl up, cry and die. T_______________T

Signs of ageing

2009-05-16T02:25:00.000+08:00

- Wrinkles
- Saggy skin
- Short tempered
- Forgetful/Memory loss
- Gray hair
- Whiny/Start to complain a lot
- Weight gain/loss
- ~~Slowly turning into a dull boring person and die~~ Lost of outgoing-ness
- Diarrhea wtf

Living proof: my dad. He's complaining about every single thing now and he suffered from diarrhea for a week or so. He's quite a superman, cause it seemed like he ate more than usual while suffering from diarrhea. I've never seen someone so great in my life wtf.

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I'm still loving those shades. I don't care if you tell me only mat rempits wear them in KL. In fact, I'll go to KL and wear THIS shades and if possible, I'll take a picture of me and the mat rempits how do you like that!

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Tell me which is worse,

A) Mum scolded me for still having the lights on (I'm doing lab reports!)

B) Its early in the morning and I'm still doing lab reports

C) I was supposed to have 3 driving lessons this week but it all canceled down to one! ~~Cb sifu~~

D) The fact that I'm 18 and I'm a make up idiot T_T

P/S, will think of something better to blog. Gomenasai do you want sushi wtf.

I see terrorist in Big Apple D&C

2009-05-11T21:59:00.007+08:00

Coming to theaters near you:

Big Apple Doughnuts and the terrifying glutton Crystal wtf.

I think I gained fats on my cheeks and arms, and maybe on my eyebags too? T_T Does that make sense? T__T

Gotta start controlling my diet man. :( Life is so sad it sucks.

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I think Parkson mall has changed for the better. And when I saw Big Apple Donuts & Coffee was just a few feet away from me I ran like a fat kid saw cakes selling on the rack. *blush*
So my life is a tad happier now - even though Big Apple Doughnuts has lousy, slow service. Meh.

By the way, if you see me at B.A.D. eating like a man with the creams all over my lips please pretend you don't know me! No need to say hi! I'm serious! I inherit this barbaric eating habit from my dad, blame him.

If I were Princess Mia who had a Royal grandma with royalty in her blood, I think I would have kill my grandma with a heart attack for being so... un-demure.

Coincidentally I met my babes there. At my 2nd trip to B.A.D. HEHEHE.
Too bad Chi Ling had class. Oh must beware of that terrorist when you're going there to buy doughnuts. He might spray chocolate cream and shoot doughnuts its very dangerous WTF.

Mummmmy Bay

2009-05-10T21:27:00.003+08:00

Is it magic cause why do I have unknown people chatting with me when they're not in my contacts list!
Maybe they did add me before and I deleted them because I hate strangers (that or people I dislike or scary stalkers or lousy friends or ex boyfriends wtf) polluting/taking up space in my MSN. But I'm not sure! Okay maybe it is magic wtf.

---------@hotmail.com said (9:22 PM):
ＨＡＩ　ＨＡＰＩ　ＭＵＭＭＭＭＹ　ＢＡＹ
Cryssy Poo said (9:22 PM):
o_o
---------@hotmail.com says (9:23 PM):
＾＿＾　ＨＡＰＩ　２ＤＡＹ？？
Cryssy Poo says (9:24 PM):
urm srry who are you o_o
---------@hotmail.com says (9:25 PM):
Ｏ．．．　ＵＲ　ＦＲＩＥＮＤ　Ｏ．．　ＪＡＣＫＩＥ　ＨＥＲＥ
Cryssy Poo says (9:25 PM):
which jackie o_o
---------@hotmail.com says (9:26 PM):
ＵＲ　ＦＲＩＥＮＤ　ＬＡ

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First of all, I am not married/a mother/single mother/prostitute that gave birth wtf WHY ARE YOU WISHING ME HAPPY MOTHER'S DAY! No, wait, what's 'mummmmy bay' is that a new beach wtf.

Second, you're not the only Jackie in the world! I know a few Jackies so does it hurt to type out your surname or are you retarded! And what's with the caps! T_T

Can't stand these people. Please fuck off. T_T Oh, Hapi mummmmy bay y'all.

Mother's Day

2009-05-10T13:19:00.000+08:00

Oh look Ma, it's your day. And its raining. Bet you're happy, cause I know how you hate hot humid weathers.

I know, I know, I got you nothing today, I never did.
So I'm writing this - whether you're gonna read this or not.

Its a complicated relationship we have. I was brought up the way not to be spoilt, to live a modest life ~~(boring)~~, and when you say 'no' I'll never fight back.

Although we don't talk all mushy, but we do share laughs occasionally. You always tend to laugh at the things that appear funny to you but fact is I wasn't joking; and I would laugh at random things you say or do. You are just not funny when you're trying to be.

But yeah we definitely love to laugh at dad - he's a real life clown (hah).

As days passed, I can see your face slowly sagging with wrinkles increasing. You tried to fight them using those expensive facial products and collagen drinks. But I must say you still have those beautiful cheekbones I admire. And those big eyes. Dad once told me, women with high cheekbones are pretty.

So every now and then, I'm sucking in my cheeks hoping that I'll have obvious cheekbones one day.

And about gifts, I don't know... Should I really get you something?
It wouldn't make sense to buy you something since I always get my allowance from you. It wouldn't be special, I might as well just ask a sum of money from you, ask what you want and go out to buy it.

You always tell me good results will be the best gift ever.
I'm sorry I ~~might~~ am not the brightest kid on earth but I'll try.

We always have our ups and downs but we live with it.
You are by far one of the strictest mums I have ever seen. Glad you're not a cop - it won't be pretty.

Thank you for all these years,

Happy Mother's Day superwoman.

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So mum, you're getting older, I'm stepping into adulthood soon. When can I eliminate my curfew?

P/S, I do NOT like pink, stop assuming I'm still that 9 year-old girl who adores pink. Stop buying me pink stuffs. T_T ~~Fuck pink.~~

Me like

2009-05-09T17:42:00.010+08:00

This is really bad. I think I have lost my creativity to write a long productive post. That or my life has been incredibly dull wtf.
Okay I doubt that cause I love weekdays. I got great friends and I love my classmates. (cheesy)

What (I think) is hot now:

- Sneakers. I feel sexy in them. My life is so sad.

- Large curls. The only curls I have is the ones I got naturally among my frizzy hair. T_T

- Colour contacts.
They were, are and will always be hot. Unless everyone wanna be like Dawn and get some injection magigy to change the colour of our irises. Speaking of Dawn, has anyone notice her features changed slightly? Maybe its the ageing process, or she is having puberty wtf.

- Pomeranian pups.
Someone gimme RM3K. Then maybe my life long dream will come true. I wanna get a pink bag, pink clothes and pink boots for Charlie (yes I already got a name in mind) so I can imitate those bimbos to irritate people. Meh.

- The weather in Malaysia wtf.

- Printed shorts.

Cause you know you can make all the lecherous guys turn their heads. (desperate)
~~(I hate skinny people with their skinny legs I hate them I hope that they'll get anorexia and die)~~

- Floral patterns. What makes you think I got my new bag for?

- Funny tees.

I want one.

- Red nerdy specs.

I love Google its awesome. I get to steal people's pictures whee. (Don't sue me)

Drawings

2009-05-07T19:44:00.007+08:00

Mine:

Linda's:

That's Wan Seng by the way.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
Enough said.

2009-05-05T22:58:00.002+08:00

It's official. I am gonna abandon my blog cause the piles of assignments is flooding my room.

Okay you got me. Happy April Fool!
Because April was a really good month for me so lets reminisce the good old days together wtf.

And again,

new bag! (guilty ~~pleasure~~)

After months of waiting. T___T I just HATE ordering stuffs/shopping online/wait for parcels to come. My life is too short for that. Or else what are malls built for wtf.
I'm not sure whether should I call it fake or a LSS inspired bag (and the price is 1/3 fraction of an original LSS!). Cause AR (Alfio Raldo) is also a brand.
But I can't be bothered. T_T Cause floral prints is damn sexy.

Oh hasn't ANYONE report the fucking haze that is occurring everyday now? If no one is gonna do anything about it I might as well just migrate WTF.

Labour Day

2009-05-01T13:05:00.001+08:00

I wonder is it better to have Labour Day on a Friday despite everyone seems to be happy about it.
Cause I find it boring. :(
Mum is away at work that poor thing. Good thing I cooked last night (which caught her off guard hahaha) so she can rest earlier.

Dad and bro are out for brunch. Didn't wanna follow cause I know they'll be going for eating only and bring home their fat bellies.

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Oh wait they just got back home and here comes their fat bellies wtf. Apparently I'm having Sugarbun for lunch. I hate Sugarbun but desperate times call for desperate measures. I'm talking about my stomach!
So now I'm munching on their soggy french fries, not sure is it Sugarbun's lousy food or is it my dad's car aircond. It's okay cause I got chilli sauce! Deng deng deng. -_-

What is that yellow paste! I already slapped it on my fried chicken or is it for my fries?!
Nevermind I'll assume its edible wtf.

And look, no straws for my soda. :( AND THERE'S ICE IN IT. I wonder which idiot enjoys their drinks with ice which are already chilled in the first place!

(Halfway through eating...)
Surprisingly I am already bloated. T_T Should I continue to eat or dump my food into the dustbin and proceed to pray to God and ask for forgiveness? And also the yellow paste (which later I found out is cheese) is looking disgusting with my rice!
I better suck it up and start doing something cause I am losing my body shape. T__T

Not that I have an hour glass body figure but but... I'll cry til I die if I get fat.
Really admire girls with curves. And I don't know how to describe a guy's body cause usually they have really broad shoulders and a small butt. HAHAHA. Which reminds me of a triangle HAHAHAHAHAHA GET IT?

Okay okay I'm busy eating.

Captain Jack is back

2009-04-30T11:38:00.002+08:00

With sidekick - Popeye. I am so funny. Ha. Ha.

I would personally call Ryan my boyfriend.

But he's blind.

And gay.

And he ~~sings~~ embarrasses ~~himself~~ ME in public.
Can't stand him.

One day I'm gonna chop off that face and feed to Toto.

At least Buttercup likes me ~~I think~~.

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I'm off to a rural place called Bintulu tomorrow, you can Google it up wtf. Will be back on Sunday. Can't wait to see cousins and Grandma again! :D
I wonder if Nee and Ling remember those silly picnics we had in her house. An old cloth spread onto the floor, old mugs filled with tea and sugar, some snacks we bought in a lousy grocery store... OH AND THOSE FASHION SHOWS we held in their room hahaha. Good times, good times.

But now we're all grown up. :( We don't do such silly things anymore cause we're all matured already.

PSYCHED! I am so crashing their room so I can jump on their bed like a 5-year-old. Bite me. I love Grandma cause she always feeds me with glorious food she cooks. GRANDMA HERE I COME! <3

Now I think all the plans are canceled. At least for now I know tomorrow I'm not going anywhere. Cause of swine flu breakout now mum has extra work - ON LABOUR DAY ITSELF. Life sucks fml.
But I totally understand that mum didn't want this as well. Who wants to work on a public holiday you tell me!

On a different note, I got a new shawl!

Okay that reminds me that I want to clarify some things before people start to bitch about me. Bet you saw my previous post with many new loots and I'm gonna tell you that most of the stuffs are gifts or under RM20!
This shawl is a gift too! And if not mistaken my spending on material stuffs this month is less than RM100. (Food is another thing DON'T ASK HOW MUCH I SPENT ON FOOD)

Okay done with my speech thanks for listening. Ah Didn't know April is a good month for me despite the weather sucks cause its so hot and humid now and everyday I breathe in smoke from open burning. Who is to blame? Answer: My inconsiderate neighbours and those people who lives in my neighbourhood, boy do neighbours suck wtf.

I can smell a new bag coming soon you'll know by Sunday I hope.

And I know this is stupid but take my advise, don't peel off broken skin cause I did that and now I got a hole on the sole of my foot. Hurts like hell! Walking at home like a penguin now quack quack quack wtf.

P/S, yeah swine flu came from pigs. That explains the way I wear my shawl assalamualaikum HAHA.

Sinful

2009-04-27T00:52:00.004+08:00

I can't help it.
She kept turning her head to the back and gave my brother rude stares for no absolute reasons.
In 10 minutes she would turn her head back countless of times.

She was a girl around the age of 11 years old.
Her elder sister was on her right and her aunt was on the left.

None of them did anything.
I get all hot and have the urge to throw a tantrum when people give my brother rude stares.

We are all only human.
The girl was only a kid but I assume she's old enough to know what's manners.
I love kids but ~~hate~~ dislike bratty kids ~~like my cousins~~. If they were my kids I would beat the hell out of them til they crawl (hah).

I wanted to punch that girl's fat cheeks, slap her ugly bangs and make her mum teach her to be polite.

But I was in church. And I already have these ugly thoughts. :( So sinful, I know.

Sigh.

Side note:

Look at that. That's my hubby, he's adorable and he's my desktop background picture.

P/S, did you realize that now I have the habit of blogging at midnight? No? Screw you.
P/P/S, I accidentally dropped my phone just now - ON THE TAR ROAD SURFACE FML! I hate this feeling of guilt. I hate scratches. I hate that everytime I turn to slide open my phone I see the tiny scratches. Sorry baby. :( ~~Now I don't love you that much anymore.~~

P/P/P/S,
Its been a while since I last heard anything from you.
Oh well, we once had good times.

When I grow up

2009-04-26T00:14:00.000+08:00

...~~I wanna be famous I wanna be a star I wanna be in movies I wanna be like Pussycat Doll and wear slutty clothes. I wanna look darn hot in them and make guys pee in their pants.~~

I wanna work for the JPJ.
I wanna be assigned as one of the boring lecturers who gives boring talks.
I wanna give boring talks to boring students cause giving one lecture class is gonna make me richer than Bill Gates wtf.
I wanna be a driving instructor.
I wanna give driving lessons and be given the title "sifu".
I wanna scam my students' money when they failed their driving test. I'm gonna charge extra and make up fake regulations so my students' will fall for my scam. By then I'll be a trillionaire is there such word wtf.

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I think drivers should be labeled as "rich people". Cause now I know to finish my whole driving course and to get my P license will cost me roughly RM1K (or more) WTF.
Not to mention we have to pay road tax, renew our license now and then and so on.

AND NOT TO MENTION WE HAVE TO GET OUR OWN CAR. :(

If only Miri had MRT LRT KTM...
*slaps self awake*

You have no idea (okay most of you DO know) how boring was the Engine talk. I thought i wasn't gonna live...
TOUCH WOOD.
See that girl in green sitting in front of me?
I think she sprayed herself with an air freshener cause she smelt like a really nice toilet. I swear!

Okay its early morning now mum is knocking on my door asking me to sleep. Ta. :)

Tips to survive in Curtin Sarawak

2009-04-25T00:00:00.000+08:00

Note: Not implying that my campus's environment is hazardous.
Few tips free for you. Don't everyone like free stuffs?

1) If you're an overseas student, please try to adapt to Miri's weather. ~~Because all of the international students I know complain about how hot is Miri's weather for every frigging minute of my life, FML.~~ Before coming to Miri, get a home sauna system so you can cope better with the hot weather here.

I don't care how much it cost just don't whine in my face you babies.

2) Do NOT walk alone in the campus. Don't ask why, its common sense, if you want to be safe and live a long life wtf.

3) Do NOT walk on campus grounds bare footed. ~~Don't ask why.~~ I saw caterpillars crawling on the tiled floors okay!

4) Do NOT wear ugly shoes to campus it makes my eyes sore. ~~If you got ugly toes like mine take the initiative to bandage them up WTF.~~

5) Bring your hunting tools. I heard there are snakes around. Yay free pets for y'all.

6) I'm not gonna lie. Cafeteria food is ex-ex-expensive! Bring more cash, they don't accept credit cards boohoo.

7) Try not to wear thick/many layers of clothes cause the campus is like this giant oven with us as pizza toppings ready to be cooked.

8) Curtin is magical. While the university compound is burning hot, the tutorial rooms, lecture halls and labs are always freezing cold. So please wear extra layers of clothes. (Contrasting with tip #7, I know)

9) Lecturers and tutors here are amazing. Friendly. And know really cool magic tricks. Every word coming out of their mouth are actually sublimal messages, sleeping spells putting us to sleep.

10) Speaking of tutors, beware of a particular one. He wears specs, isn't tall, his mouth is never closed and he has this ultraman hair. He swears like a baby sailor and calls his students ugly.
Boy, do I hate him or what.

11) Bring ear muffs cause you might see me around in campus laughing too loud, as always.

12) I'm not sure if there's such thing as "portable air conditioner" (I read too many Doraemon comics) but if there is it will come in handy around campus. Or better, duplicate them, sell them, get rich and drop out of Curtin wtf.

13) Lotsa assignments. Lotsa homeworks. Hire a smart Indon maid to do your homework for you.
No I don't think you can hire nerds to do them for you. These nerds here are classier and more expensive does that make sense wtf.

14) Do not buy/eat/touch/lay your eyes on the cakes sold at the bakery in the cafeteria. They are all left overnight 24/7 (recycle goods). DISGUSTING! A simple eye contact can give you an explosive diarrhea.

15) Ignore the sights of ah bengs and ah lians in campus. Their twitty disease is contagious and deadly. Avoid them at all cost for if you carry the symptoms of ah-beng-ah-lianess, anti ah beng and ah lian people will beat you to death. Thus, you will have a short life span.

16) The largest lecture hall in Curtin is the Harry Perkins Lecture Hall. Listen up if you are tight on financial.

Always tilt your head down to check for any valuable things left behind in the drawers. If you're lucky, you get a laptop or a cool cellphone; Otherwise, u get an empty can of Coke. (You can recycle that and get 10 cents, yay)

Trade-in stores are widely available and trusted in Miri town. Approx. 20 minutes drive from campus.

17) The tauke of the convenient shop in campus is unfriendly. He doesn't smile. AT. ALL. He sulks all day and his wrinkles increase by one daily. Therefore sulk back cause I told you so.

18) Of course my Uni is multiracial! Don't call black people 'n*gger' or you'll get two black eyes, broken limps and blue-black marks everywhere wtf. Didn't your mum told you to be polite?

19) This is merely common sense but I'm gonna just tell you anyway. DO NOT LEAVE YOUR VALUABLES UNATTENDED are you retarded wtf.

20) Bring sunnies cause you'll need them to look cool like Stewie from Family Guy he is so cool everything isn't cool enough for him and he wears long-sleeved shirts under short-sleeved shirts under long-sleeved shirts. *stares admiringly*

P/S, Went to sit for my theory test (Undang) for the first time and I passed! *pops champagne*
P/P/S, Go visit Miri's Crocodile Farm and Mini Zoo I had fun despite it smells worse than Wan Seng's fart.

P/P/P/S,

I am still enchanted by my new contacts. Are you?

P/P/P/P/S, don't take this post too seriously. Half of it isn't crap though.

Nerdy pick up lines

2009-04-21T21:03:00.001+08:00

- Baby I’ll treat you like my homework. I’ll slam you on the table and do you all night long.
- Baby, you make my floppy disk turn into a hard drive.
- By looking at you I can tell you’re 36-25-36, which by the way are all perfect squares.
- It doesn’t take a genius to see how gorgeous you are, but if it did, I would be overqualified.
- You have nicer legs than an Isosceles right triangle.
- If my right leg was Christmas and my left was Easter, would you like to spend some time between the holidays?

(Source. Cause you might need them, heh.)

I find them funny. Might work on me y'know HAHA.

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Bet I'm the only person alive who is still wearing this shirt.

The good old days. :) Where primary school was stress-less but full of backstabbing bitches.
And food in primary school is actually better than high school's. ~~The taukenio of my high school canteen ought to be ashamed WTF.~~

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As usual...

Monday was pink day. :D Our 2nd one to be exact (with Wan Seng left out again.)
I have decided that every Monday should be pink day cause somehow pink days are always happier. (delusional, kick me x))

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Pet Exhibition @ Imperial mall:

Aww~

You are so cute can I eat you? :(

Get me a Pomeranian pup and I'll marry you. :)

Oh and this panama hat. Thanks ah.

More photos here.

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Today:

Yes I wore my high school P.E. tee to campus you got a problem with that?

FRISBEE WAS FUN! Must. Go. Again. But my hair got all wet like a wet Chihuahua's tail from all the sweating. :( Lemme hear ya say "ewww" wtf.

Now you know how funny (and ugly) I look like with a wet hair and no fringe.

It's a-o-kay, cause...

Lu Ming always looks funnier. HEHEHE! :P

Gotta go.
My tutor told me not to do last minute work anymore. Boo.

New new new

2009-04-18T00:26:00.006+08:00

Update:

You can screw me out of your jealousy cause I just got my new baby yesterday. *smirks*

AM STILL VERY OVERWHELMED CAUSE MY RED BABY IS SIBEH CHIO OMG I couldn't sleep early knowing there's a new pretty red thing to hold now and show off *squeals like a bimbo*
I... uh... think its... pretty, I guess. (Trying to keep my cool wtf)

So everything is pretty good - the camera, the volume, the size of the LCD... But what won my heart over Sony Ericsson G705 is its design with qwerty keypad (and its price wtf).
AND ITS AVAILABLE IN RED. Red...! How can I not choose that phone you tell me.

That's the only Korean song I'm listening to, heh. Shut up, stop introducing me non English songs cause it sucks that I can't sing along with them. :( (Unless you are damn sure that I'll like the songs you better not ask me to listen to them *gives deadly glare*)
But this song is catchy nonetheless. :D
The only part I can sing along is "Lolly, lolly, oh lollipop!" and repeat that for 100 times wtf.

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The only thing that isn't new this week is yesterday's newspaper. HAHA, get it? Get it? No? Forget it. -_-

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Monday was our very own Pink Day! Not because I like pink or anything but we just wanna... feel bonded? *coughs* & To chase away our Monday blues. :D (delusional)

But all Wan Seng had was a red and white football club tee. Closeee, but still it's not pink. ~~Nice try, try again wtf.~~

Okay here are some damn good reasons for not updating frequently, (will try to update more and can you people bloody click on 'Poke Me' for once and tell me I am awesome? Thanks, I need to know that you guys still love me :( it gives me more blogging mojojo)

1) ~~Got too much life I can't be bothered to blog eheh~~ Assignments yadda yadda wanna please tutors bla bla bla quizzes lalala, you know.

2) Being a Uni student isn't easy. Do you know that I can decide what to wear to class before I sleep and change my mind the next day? And it takes effort to look cool okay WTF.

3) I barely have enough time to sleep ~~from watching episodes of Heroes before going to bed~~!

4) Eating. A. Lot.

5) Too busy from rubbing my eyes all the time. Somehow I get lotsa eyeshits these days I wonder why.

6) Pet Society - I am NOT addicted, I swear.

7) YOU GUYS LAR NEVER BOTHER TO LEAVE COMMENTS! (angry)

8) Have I mentioned eating?

9) Annndd... sleeeeppiingggg? *yawns and falls asleep on lappy*

Noah and his ark are coming...

2009-04-12T19:14:00.001+08:00

The signs are obvious...
I swear.

So I gotta roll up my pants;
Gather my shoes;

(That brown one is NOT mine thank you)

Watch out for monsters;

And remind my dad to wear a shirt before going cause his belly is quite an eyesore.

Happy Easter y'all. ♥

Note: Floods may not seem like news to Kuching people (read the newspaper you bimbos) but for Mirians... yeah. We would gasp loudly like teenage drama queens and start packing our stuffs and pray in fear of the end of the world. Or maybe its just me. Hmm...

It feels good to be in the 21st century

2009-04-09T23:49:00.001+08:00

Because technology is so awesome now!
Because of technology I got my lappy! (Unlike our ancestors who had to depend on smoke signals or pigeons to deliver their letters and by the time they got their replies they are already in their graves feeding maggots, so sad.)

Please pay me via cash or online bank-in to uncensor my face cause its expensive y'know.

My babyyy

It's 10.2" though, very light and portable! And and and up close you can see its glittery red surface!!! *dies of happiness*
***Yeah stop telling me that my laptop's brand isn't famous its too frigging small yadda yadda. Your lappy ain't all that either its gonna die in a few months I can feel it.
And if you don't know the brand please go and Google "Twinhead". Thank you and stop asking me stupid questions.

If only I had floral print stickers then I can make my lappy look just like Vivienne Tam's mini HP...

Sibeh chio.

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Oh look at the time!

Stop staring at my hairs shut up.

It's time to blog about Curtin's Open day even though I'm a few days late wtf.
The heat that day pretty much killed my mood but overall it was okay...... *pauses*

I cut off Chi Ling's face so you all can focus on me, heh.

More photos here. ;)

Oh there was this weird guy who got me a lil annoyed. I know I am not feminine cause I sit like a boy and I often forget to close my mouth and all but... this?

Was at this Lekor store waiting for my queue and I happened to make eye contact with this guy standing next to his girlfriend.
We lost eye contact after a mere 3 seconds and right after that he placed his arm around his girlfriend's waist to pulled her closer and let go.

It was as if I was a ~~disease~~ lesbian in his eye or something...
(I know I am thinking too much HAHAHA but think about the possibilities!)

Okay couldn't think of anything else that annoyed me. Hmm...

P/S, I can't believe my dad is addicted to American Idol. Its as if I just had sexual transplant, pigs like Lu Ming and Wan Seng start flying and Toto is actually a mutant ninja turtle wtf.

B-B-Beezy

2009-04-07T21:34:00.002+08:00

No kidding, I am busy. Now here's a picture for you people we took on Open Day.

Click to zoom into Ddee's dazzling smile ~~I hate her~~.

We are so red carpet worthy. Heh.

~~Okay bye bye bye!~~ Gimme some more time to deal with my assignments and irregular sleeping time. Meanwhile, I'm still active on Facebook. *wink*

Ciao! :D

Anxiety...

2009-04-05T14:02:00.002+08:00

Me text messaging with Dad:

"What is yr IC NO?"
"Whts the occasion?"
"A red Twinhead."

So, dad's currently in Kuching because ~~MAS plane tickets are so dirt cheap now~~ its Ching Ming Jie and while he's there he's looking for a cheap lappy for me. What can I say? He saves so much money (spending on other people, in other words, stingy) his middle name should be 'Cheapo'.

Meh.
OH DID I MENTION TWINHEAD IS ACTUALLY A BRAND?
I hate the name of the brand. I hate how it reminds me of a forehead. I hate to assume that they might have really got the idea from the word 'forehead' (read in chinese: er tou, er = twin). I hate to think that I may have to use a lappy called "~~Fore~~Twinhead" for a few years. Wonder who came up with sucha lame idea go die ah. T_T

But I do need a lappy. T_T Am on dad's desktop now cause his LCD is much nicer wtf.

So now I'm anxious cause he just replied my text with "Sry yr under 18" what does that suppose to mean WTF.
Wonder what colour will he purchase cause most IT stuffs are maroon but they die die label them "RED" I hate maroon red okay. T_T
And he said there's no other choice of colours when I demand for white (just to be safe. I don't want an ugly lappy in ugly red).

P/S, lazy to update about my life maybe next week, whee.
P/P/S, yeah I'm paranoid cause I'm judging lappies by their brands CANNOT MEH!

Your fly is open

2009-04-01T19:14:00.004+08:00

I am the sia sway queen of all times. T___T
I am totally embarrassed. T_____T
How am I gonna show my face again. T__________T
Embarrassed by two things that happened just today but am only gonna tell you one of them cause you don't deserve to know the other one, bleh.

Bet you'll feel embarrassed if you were strolling around and suddenly deng deng deng you almost tripped over something that popped out of no where like that zit on your forehead. You'll flap your arms ~~like an ostrich~~ (followed by a bimbotic scream or a manly squeal wtf) to achieve your body balance so you won't fall flat on your nose.

And once you achieved your balance with the levels of adrenaline in your blood decreased and your heart beat slowed down, you'd plaster a smile and pretend nothing happened.

That did NOT happened to me.
What happened was worse. T_T

.
.
.

I walked around with my zipper opened for a long time.

T___T

Don't laugh, I said DON'T LAUGH. I believe in karma and you're gonna get it if you laugh!
It wasn't like I did it on purpose ARE YOU CRAZY!
I blame it on faulty zippers and lousy tailoring! I'm not those oh-shit-I-forgot-to-zip-my-pants type of person alright, I swear, cross my heart!

And this happened sooo many times!
You can gimme my trophy now. *hides face in paperbag*

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Today:
Lu Ming was helping me to register for the up coming Awareness Day (read: A-Wednesday. I am so funny hah) and he added a "L" to my surname so it came out "Crystal Fool" that was my April Fool WTF.

Back too soon

2009-03-31T21:12:00.001+08:00

HAH. Didn't took me too long to regain my old self. :)
So many ~~homeworks~~ assignments (because 'homeworks' sounds so high school and 'assignments' sounds more geng wtf) so little time for me to sleep!

I must salute myself for sleeping without dinner @ 7PM last night til the next morning. *tears of joy* You must understand that I haven't done that in... uh, a few years perhaps?! Woah, time flies right. T_T As if it was just yesterday I was still drinking my Milo from my milk bottle (I liked Milo better than milk last time) yet now I'm in Uni, deciding what to wear to classes and sleep during lectures everyday.

I remember when I was in high school I hardly did any homework (yeah believe that!), all studying were done last minute and I slept everywhere wtf; Now I have to do my own assignments cause quizzes are all based on my understanding plus all assignments are given marks. T_T

Sigh. Things changed alot yes? :(

But one thing doesn't change for sure! I still love sleeping! The feeling of feeling slimmer the next day is the awesomest I tell ya (sleeping burns lotsa calories, don't ya know?). And am sooo glad my insomnia is cured, I think.

I believe if I sleep more I'd burn more calories than exercising, omg that's so cool right. (Stupid theory of mine! Don't come crying to me when you got too fat to even walk cause you ACTUALLY believe my theory. I hold no responsibilities okay ~~you bitches~~)

Oh and as promised, my grand tour around the campus for you (which mostly isn't about the campus wtf):

Okay I know I often end my posts abruptly now but your highness gotta go to make herself look busy in front of the desktop with piles of assignments and books on the desks when she's actually busy chatting on MSN only. Bye! :)

FML

2009-03-29T11:27:00.002+08:00

I'm taking a break. Won't be long, I hope.

So many emotions to deal with and I am so effing isolated.

Even Angelina's ~~massive collection of foreign kids~~ adopted children lead a happier life.
Fuck them.

FreakingAttractivenoT

2009-03-25T16:49:00.001+08:00

My Australia tee & my Goggles jeans are awesome.

Because my tee glows in the dark and yours don't.

Wah you all think your bloody glittery tops with swearing words are the best but without light your tops are NOTHING.

Just like Paris,

no money no fame, no spotlight no glitter, no boobs either ~~like me very sad ah~~.
*solemn*

My Goggles jeans = super baggy.

But comfy nonetheless. You can never have both anyway, or can you? *shrugs*
Besides my jeans cushioned me the other day when I slid down the stairs in campus whee. (Don't ask me why heh)

So thank you you ugly piece of fabric. If you weren't 70% off hell I would never buy you. You'll be so much prettier if you weren't baggy. And you might even get the chance to be placed at 'My Favs' section in my wardrobe. Oh well.

That reminds me, man I think skinnies are abused seriously.
Since when it became a passport to show off your grandma undie or worse, your ass crack WTF.

So not sexy ah. What are you idiots thinking...

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Mum must have woke up from the wrong side of the bed cause she started to question my schedules and all of my lecturers' names.

Meh, I wouldn't have remember them if I hadn't been to every class (sometimes coming in late teeheehee) (don't wanna risk failing classes, shit you know I parents paid for them okay). Plus I have already made a mental list about which lecturers do I like and which I ~~hate~~ ~~dislike~~ don't feel comfortable with.

& I realize I never took proper pictures of my campus to give you guys a damn good tour. Okay maybe this week but I can't promise you. I got a quiz this Saturday and I'm dying to go out whenever possible.

(However you guys can always just go to the website and browse through those outdated pictures of the campus. I don't really like to mention my Uni's name here no idea why. So for those who still hasn't got no clue about which U I'm in go ~~and die ah~~ figure)

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I said this before, I'm gonna say this again.

I'm eating. Too. MUCH.

Food is so expensive but it taste so good. T_T
The weighing scale is still showing the same two digits but its as if every part of me including my nose feels fatter. T__T

Eating too much is definitely one way of suicidal.
~~Goodbye my so-called skinny body~~ WILL HAVE TO FORCE MESELF TO WORKOUT.

Eyes wide open

2009-03-23T17:53:00.001+08:00

*shocked*

Never knew,

I once had...

...kidney problems.

What the f--

Inspired

2009-03-21T16:07:00.002+08:00

...by Mary Quant. :)

Because she invented our fashion. Because without Mary Quant, we won't have miniskirts.
She thought it was practical for women to wear miniskirts (bet there was controversies cause people last time were way narrow minded) so that they can chase after buses.

HAHAHA!
But makes sense right! Can you imagine women wearing long skirts embarrassing themselves by running for a bus with a high possibility that they might fall on their noses?
Of course during high school I don't chase after my school bus, I often called the bus driver on his cell and told him to turn back. HEH.

But that's not a reason why I shouldn't own miniskirts. Then again, I don't think I wore any skirts lately cause I like to sit like a boy now.
Maybe my hormones are slowly evolving.

Bet I can't wear an outfit like that w/o looking fat :(

I don't do shiny leather clothes.

And Mary Quant was the first woman ever to have a bob haircut. *awed*

Wonder when will I have the courage to chop of my mane...

On the other hand,

I don't know about you people but I think Underworld 3 is a damn romantic movie.
Hah :P

And Rhona Mitra playing Sonja in the movie is hot, hot, hot ~~although some camera angles made her jaw looked super ass huge.~~

I would kill to have electrifying eyes like that. Then I'll have the ability to make guys fall in love with me or kill them literally with my ultimate glare. *zaps*
Or even better, since my glare would be a killer, no more putting pepper sprays in handbags! Bolts of electric from my eyes will be more than enough.

I watched too much cartoons already.

P/S, Mary Quant is still alive okay! I thought she wasn't wtf.

Update:

Just got back from dinner @ Rosita Cafe.
Very fattening. I think I got up for 5 rounds excluding toilet trips. HEE.
Say hello to ~~fat~~ chubby Crystal.

P/P/S, photo taken before going out. Too happy, too full, can't be bothered to camwhore right now. Maybe I'll show you an after photo next time to see if there's any difference.